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(207): View more from Maine

I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.

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(519): View more from Ontario

i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov

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(801): View more from Utah

Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.

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(214): View more from Texas

then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them

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