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i can't find my house

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we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

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i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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Friend: someone who drops you off at your house when your smashed. Best friend: someone who drops you off at someone elses house and video tapes it for Youtube.

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 27, 10 at 6:59pm

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- I am so true that next time we're out.
  
  Submitted by cb43569 on Jul 29, 10 at 4:24pm
  
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Haha god is fucking with you

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 3:02pm

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My house moves all the time.

Submitted by Tara4753 on Jul 27, 10 at 4:16pm

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@nova_girl just ignore him he's just a fail troll that's trying to get everyone to believe he's 12

Submitted by saucysauceman on Jul 27, 10 at 4:25pm

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How can you not find your house, but still be able to text?

Submitted by SavageBaby on Jul 27, 10 at 4:05pm

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- lol i was just gonna say the same thing
  
  Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 27, 10 at 9:09pm
  
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- it's really not that hard to text and be this drunk. lol. obviously you don't rage hard enough to be this talented.
  
  Submitted by skyyhyykyylahh on Jul 28, 10 at 1:54am
  
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Gotta love those nights

Submitted by warm_waffles on Jul 27, 10 at 3:03pm

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My house is on wheels

Submitted by shotz on Jul 28, 10 at 2:38am

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You cant find your house, yet you can text w/out any problems. I call FAKE!!!!

Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 27, 10 at 6:50pm

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Haha this is a good one.

Submitted by MandatoryPants on Jul 28, 10 at 3:41am

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Tell her Smurfy. Don't you just hate contrite people? Lol. Ignore her.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 10:05pm

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Heykatie vernacular is used correctly I know u had to look it up n tha dictionary to know what it means cuz ur dumb and excepted Is wrong but I wasn't claiming to b able to write good I was explaining dyslexia and these r comments so "u" is interchangeable with "you" English teacher doushbag

Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 27, 10 at 9:35pm

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Ooohh a fight.. Why don't you bastards just grow up??

Submitted by LovelyLadySmurf on Jul 28, 10 at 11:09am

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To those fighting on here, go buy a hooker and use up some of your testosterone oh yeah grow the fuck up

Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 9:04am

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haha, my zipcode. I can see this happening with the people I know. Love it.

Submitted by basherk139 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:17am

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Just throwing this out there my wife has dyslexia and it makes u misspell not misuse the excepted vernacular i.e tail instead of tale

Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 27, 10 at 5:40pm

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- Oh sorry, oh wise one, you want to talk to my old high school language assistant about it?
  
  Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 27, 10 at 5:45pm
  
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  - Thought you were 12...not in high school
    
    Submitted by SL32 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:39pm
    
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    What? No, that comment I made was to the dude named Im_twelve.
    
    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 28, 10 at 2:35am
    
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- I think you mean "accepted", not "excepted". And "vernacular" is a lingo or dialect that a group of people or region uses..not the standard language of an entire country. "You" not "u". Douche.
  
  Submitted by heykatiexcore on Jul 27, 10 at 6:22pm
  
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How many trailers are there in the park that look just like yours

Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 9:01am

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I'm liking the rULeS. They make sense and they're funny.

Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 27, 10 at 7:17pm

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@nvao glir....guess what I have

Submitted by popasquatpaul on Aug 10, 10 at 2:29am

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Omg I think this was me

Submitted by sonnl on Dec 5, 10 at 10:10pm

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Loved that story...

Submitted by usualsuspect on Jul 28, 10 at 12:27am

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Honestly? Who the fuck was ragging on me about my usage of the word "god"? You think you're soooo cool trolling on TFLN. What if I just happened to post that comment...not trying to be first? Ever think about that asshole? I'm hear to laugh not to deal with ignorant, pathetic, fucking pricks like you. Get off me.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 8:38pm

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- I'm guessing somebody went to the beach. you are suffering from sandy-vagina syndrome sir. wash it out
  
  Submitted by that_1_guy on Jul 28, 10 at 2:03am
  
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Oh boy a TFLN fight hahahahahahahaha

Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 9:03am

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I'm_twelve, why are you attack that dude for saying, god? It's just a fairy tail person....

Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 27, 10 at 3:46pm

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That's not a rule rulebook!

Submitted by rabidlamb on Jul 28, 10 at 4:05am

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@msprincess it's 'your' house. Not you're. Grammar Nazi has been absent so someone had to tell you.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 6:21pm

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Fake

Submitted by ladiesman_217 on Jul 27, 10 at 3:08pm

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Fuck Ron, moron that is

Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 8:59am

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websites like this need a massive DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS sign.

Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 28, 10 at 8:16am

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Here*

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 8:42pm

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@nova_girl... It's tale. Animals have tails, tales are stories. Also, don't feed the trolls, moron.

Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 27, 10 at 4:49pm

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- I have dyslexia, thanks for being a dick.
  
  Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 27, 10 at 5:00pm
  
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@nova girl great sense of humor. You might be my age cause we can laugh at ourselves still. @smurf sorry about your wife. Could be worse but she has a good husband and I hope you make her laugh as much as you are funny on tfln. I laugh at my stupidity and pray I outgrow it.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 6:18pm

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- I don't hate you. Your comments are my sweet, sweet bedtime stories. Will you be my guuuuuuuurlfriend?
  
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@nova girl you're stupid and quit blaming dyslexia on your ignorance and you're not twelve moron. Go babysit your retarded baby and leave the out of work douches here alone. Don't be a troll. At least trolls are employed even if it is under a bridge. Lol that was funny.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 5:23pm

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- This made me giggle.
  
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@smurfy c'mon now you've been called one so much and you can't even spell it? It's douche not doush.

Submitted by 2oe on Jul 27, 12 at 10:14am

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Just stupid!!!!

Submitted by clawedbawls49 on Jun 11, 11 at 1:11pm

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This has happened to me before, not gonna lie. Everyone spent 20 minutes telling me I was at my house but I didn't believe them.

Submitted by Cdotb on Aug 3, 10 at 2:51am

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Haha. Crazy shit happens.\nLove it(:

Submitted by namedsurfs on Aug 17, 10 at 1:23pm

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No one that drunk would be able to type coherently.

Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jul 30, 10 at 8:01am

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It's easy to not find you're house but be able to text.. Dumb comment.

Submitted by perkyprincess on Jul 27, 10 at 5:48pm

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Oh man... That drunk :)

Submitted by moonprincess144 on Oct 20, 10 at 10:27am

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@anonymous don't talk about God. He fuckedyourlife up a long time ago so now you sit on tfln and try to be first. Poor witless douche. Your lameness is making me firsty.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 3:08pm

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