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• (631): View more from New York

  what you doin?

  (516): View more from New York

  I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?

  (631): View more from New York

  reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life

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• Hell yea for long island

  Submitted by miteym24 on Mar 12, 10 at 3:30pm

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• Oh, Long Island..

  Submitted by buttscratcher on Mar 12, 10 at 10:05pm

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• I disagree with 631. Sounds like a damn good morning and life to me...sans the vomiting, of course.

  Submitted by quoteXunquote on Mar 12, 10 at 6:53pm

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• Yeaahhh long islanndd

  Submitted by suckahmyangie on Mar 13, 10 at 12:07am

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• Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 6:51pm

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• Fuck you soviet Russia prick. That shit is so old and was NEVER funny.

  Submitted by Skilled_Impulse on Mar 12, 10 at 3:54pm

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• TrafgghgaFhkjgashhhhdafy

  Submitted by hph1979 on Mar 12, 10 at 3:59pm

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• In soviet Russia we lick vomit from hairy armpits. Yahh!

  Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 12, 10 at 11:29pm

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• different strokes for different folks

  Submitted by sinistar on Mar 14, 10 at 11:09am

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• sufdolk baybayyyy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 8:09am

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• Soviet Russia your just fucking annoying

  Submitted by kickassxoxoxo94 on Mar 13, 10 at 3:07am

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• In soviet Russia Americans suck, just like they do everywhere else

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:06pm

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• The great American dream. My personal dream too

  Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 12, 10 at 9:54pm

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• Isn't 516 Toronto??

  Submitted by horsegurl on Mar 12, 10 at 7:09pm

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• COMMAS, PLEASE!

  Submitted by jltc on Mar 23, 12 at 1:34pm

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• 416 is Toronto

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 9:46pm

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• Yeah uh..lets look back a few texts that starts with "i did my dad and..." and tell me this isnt the same thing. BOO!

  Submitted by Dave on Mar 13, 10 at 12:37am

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• Just like another stupid American

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:05pm

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• Americans suck everyones dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:06pm

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  • Ya know i remember this one time me and my friends went to the beach. there were some russian cats sitting around a bonfire so we joined em. Then one had to say some stupid shit and ended up getting a 40 to the head. We left while he continued to bleed. True story. So if i had one, you could go ahead N suck on this dick.

    Submitted by Jess3Gurl on Mar 12, 10 at 9:24pm

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