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  • Who cares if it's fake. It's funny.

    Submitted by dinasaurus_rex on Oct 2, 10 at 2:35am
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  • I'm going to call bs... never heard of a blood test being done that fast

    Submitted by bitethebulleit on Oct 1, 10 at 1:47pm
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    • I've had tests done that fast (pgcy tests for hCg), but they don't just randomly test for alcohol.

      Submitted by CIT on Oct 1, 10 at 2:07pm
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    • If you're in the ER they make you wait for your test results, and they are done that fast.

      Submitted by shutupred on Oct 1, 10 at 9:50pm
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    • Even in the (less than) hour that it takes for a blood test, you're still drunk.

      Submitted by tsfm on Oct 2, 10 at 2:51am
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  • Sure, but why would they be testing for BAC if the OP was sick? They don't typically just run extra tests, b/c those cost extra money.

    Submitted by CIT on Oct 1, 10 at 2:06pm
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  • A CBC can be done in the doctors office with a blood sample and yield immediate results; however, most CBCs do not test BAC...

    Submitted by carmencita on Oct 1, 10 at 8:20pm
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  • " I can't stop throwing up, what's wrong with me?" " your drunk dumbass" yea that would be an epic fail, funny tho.

    Submitted by bamagirl_rtr on Oct 12, 10 at 9:37pm
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  • Yeah, the tests were being coherent and walking in a straight line. He failed.

    Submitted by SALIA on Oct 3, 10 at 11:44pm
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  • FAKE!!!!

    Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 1, 10 at 2:31pm
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  • Ya blood test isn't that fast... Has to be sent to a lab

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 1:35am
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  • Maybe they tested bt to see if he had alcohol poisoning.

    Submitted by hooligans on Oct 5, 10 at 11:56am
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  • What kind of doctor immediately walks back in with results??

    Submitted by bslaw83 on Oct 1, 10 at 1:48pm
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    • No where does it say they walked right back in. Learn to read.

      Submitted by tsfm on Oct 2, 10 at 2:52am
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  • it could have been a simple test, like WBC.

    Submitted by kendykane on Oct 1, 10 at 2:04pm
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    • Those show nothing having to do with drunkenness. It was either a blood alcohol level, or a GGT, which shows liver damage due to alcohol.

      Submitted by shutupred on Oct 1, 10 at 9:52pm
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  • B to S bitch!

    Submitted by hammer18 on Oct 1, 10 at 2:01pm
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  • Fake or not, this is hilarious. Props.

    Submitted by kendramclean44 on Jan 12, 12 at 1:48am
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  • Jholkkmkoohhjhh

    Submitted by stlcards220 on Aug 31, 11 at 9:45pm
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  • I don't know much about it, but they may not have needed to test specifically for it in order to tell the person was drunk, it could be that the blood shows some kind of noticeable abnormality that suggests it while they are testing for something else

    Submitted by Attica on Oct 2, 10 at 6:00pm
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  • You're a fucking idiot... Would never happen you retard

    Submitted by Fakeasshittexts on Aug 21, 12 at 10:39pm
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  • It's called a GGT...it shows recent alcohol intake. Believe it, it's real.

    Submitted by packgrl9 on Oct 3, 10 at 12:44am
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  • Keeping it classy in la Valle.

    Submitted by rob_gv on Oct 1, 10 at 2:46pm
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  • A GGT does not show BAC that is a specific test and it CANNOT be run in a doctors office. It also takes several hours. A CBC only shows cell counts.

    Submitted by mlyoung on Oct 15, 12 at 9:15am
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