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• haha love thiiisssss.

  Submitted by tabbycat613 on May 26, 10 at 10:41pm

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• Lmfao!!! Win!!!

  Submitted by bandgeek on Jun 14, 10 at 4:17am

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• Oh I get it! It's funny because the one guy is too intoxicated to send coherent texts so the other guy tells him he should go home just in case! -Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:25pm

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• these are the kind of texts i expected to read when i first heard of this website, not texts documenting what happened last night, but rather hilarious drunken texts such as this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:40pm

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• Ok 347 is Within the 5 boroughs of NY.. where is 203 from??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:09am

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• Both LMFAO and 3OH!3 are the shit. Two of my favorite bands. Electro-rap is the new shit motherfucker!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:15am

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• why does it matter where they are from

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:15am

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• DISREGARD THAT I SUX COCKS -Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:29pm

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• Wow finally an actual TFLN.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:21am

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• stop being a douche 9:15.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:40am

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• this is a good one! its like an actual text, i would laugh so hard if i got that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:49pm

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• Perfect response. Good friend right there.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:05am

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• hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha p.s. I love that song

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:59pm

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• If by "awesome" you mean "sucks", then I agree

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:12pm

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• Charles Rutherford says: please drive somewhere!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:52am

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• I love this song in the worst way.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:05pm

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• or else it gets the hose again.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:43am

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• 11:21 Its a song. Lmfao & lil jon.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:56am

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• LMFAO FUCKING SUCKS ALMOST AS BAD AS 3oh3!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:48am

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• D...was that you??

  Submitted by mm_29 on May 2, 11 at 9:28pm

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• Hahaha shots I love that song

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:22am

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• BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:17am

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• I just hate those text, especially if they are directions to a party.

  Submitted by blackjackxxx on Sep 26, 10 at 7:25am

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• PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:49am

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• Oh god damn it, I work in a club, and now I have this fucking song stuck in my head AGAIN. You might as well do the "Its Gonna Be A Good Night" song too

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:35pm

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• Love this. This is exactly how me and my friends are

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:01am

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• IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:43am

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• If you ain't gettin drunk get the fuck out the club!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:27am

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