She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
Just want to clear something up for the posters before me... This text, while funny, is neither evidence for, nor evidence against, God.
The existence of Pretzels is proof that there is a god.
I love how dumb asses get bent outbid jape over a text with god in it. Look where you're reading it from people! WTF. \n\nAnd yeah, god knew.
lame
Are you guys really complaining that he said God? Who fucking cares?
Awesome... I just got home myself from a similar thing though yours is totally FTW what with the song & all. lmao
Okay all the post about god.... We were made to fuck and reproduce so what's the big deal why would he "spite" them. Anyway funny text
Why is everyone so serious? Ctfo, I loved this text!
God watched you two have sex and then played a song to congratulate you?\n\nThat's exactly how my uncle wound up on the sex offender's list.
I would like to no wht their conversation was?
666\nthe beaat
No thirsty pretzels?
Assuming this isn't your wife, if God ACTUALLY knew, wouldn't he smite you in some way?
Not wondering about the God part, so much as I am wondering if this was Taylor haha
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