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  hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)

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  nah, i'm gonna grab some food

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• why do we presume the one who wanted food was a guy and the other was a girl?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:59am

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  • Agreed.

    Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 1:26am

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  • cause the winky face is indicative of a girl gesture and guys are always hungry.

    Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 9:47pm

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• should've said.. "my roommates are gone, and I have pizza, wanna come over?" Instant "Yes". Duh.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:36am

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• So been there. WTF is that!? What food is better than sex? Sex is like the best kind of pizza, even when it's bad, it's kinda ok.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:02am

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  • Great food>mediocre sex every day of the week. If you don't think so, eat at better restaurants.

    Submitted by exosus on Aug 30, 11 at 8:12pm

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• JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:50am

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• I'd turn down sex for some La Victoria with some of their orange sauce! =P

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:04am

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• I had a boyfriend that did that on a regular basis, food as the excuse and everything. Ex, of course.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:21am

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• Unless the person is really bad....

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:58am

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• sext fail.

  Submitted by bskatezy on Jan 24, 10 at 12:39am

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• Self-induced cockblock. It's a medical phenomenon.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:45pm

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• LOL...denied. Been there; I feel your pain, 408.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:43am

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• SHED RATHER HAVE A BIG MAC THAN YOUR TINY WEINUR!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:17pm

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• Pussy smelled,didn't want to ruin his appetite.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:56pm

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• who doesnt love leftover pizza for breakfast?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:02pm

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• @2:59am. Because the first one had a smiley face. Guys dont use emotics

  Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 13, 10 at 8:43am

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• Almost as bad of a rejection as... Guy: So can I call u some time? Girl: Ummm, no... but u can hit me up on Facebook!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:56pm

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• LOOL reeejected 6:35 and 2:36 aha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:11pm

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• That's a man with his priorities straight

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:04am

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• What I wanna know is why she's making him get food elsewhere instead of making him a goddamn sammich. What the hell is wrong here!

  Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:01pm

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• I feel bad for the girl.... :( poor her!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:43am

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• this totally could have been me. for shame.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:44am

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• as of right now, 1204 bad nights vs. 1204 good nights. Cheese fries vs sex. I'm impressed internet.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:17am

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• If somebody chooses food over you... you may have a problem in the 408.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:30am

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• 12:13PM i'm with ya on that one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:39pm

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• epa or palo alto?? 650

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:10am

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• Fuuuuuucking denied.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:12pm

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• Just did that on Friday... Sometimes the pussy is not worth dealing with her until the morning...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:08pm

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• Only in the bay area

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:46pm

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• Well, if we're talking about pizza.......................

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:35am

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• Thatshilarious

  Submitted by BETTERthanFML on Jul 7, 10 at 12:28am

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• Bay area!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:46am

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• ha! that sounds like a dickravis thing to say . . .

  Submitted by anonymouses on Mar 12, 10 at 4:36pm

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• San Jose burned by daly city!!! (or ssf, sb, mill whatever)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:49am

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• When h read this j I sharteddd

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:18am

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• i've totally responded like 650 did…sometimes it's not worth it

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:17pm

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• keeping it classy san jose

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:15pm

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• HAHAHA thats awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:52am

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• haha wow this is from my area code.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:55am

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• Whats with the area codes? This is prolly fake

  Submitted by adamd2p on Mar 14, 12 at 3:05am

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  • College, moved and didn't changed phone number, vacation.... lots of reasons.

    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Feb 10, 14 at 6:34am

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• I think the 650 was me.... Lol...

  Submitted by jtl900 on Jun 22, 10 at 8:52am

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• Of course we assume 650 is a guy cause only a homo would winky face after a txt. We don't assume he's a guy just cause he turned someone down. Men I swear.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:18pm

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• 650 - my area code. wooo woo bay area

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:27pm

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• Lol my girlfriend would do that

  Submitted by superlulz on Jun 3, 11 at 4:22pm

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• the food better be motherfucking Taco Bell.

  Submitted by mota_vated on Oct 16, 11 at 3:04am

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• Any of you who are aghast at choosing food over sex have obviously never slept with my ex... I would have taken a dumpster feast over the .0005 seconds of "sex" followed by days of frustration!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:13pm

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  • repeated bad night?

    Submitted by genocyde on Jul 28, 10 at 3:00pm

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• Haha. This reminds me of what I did to some chick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:46am

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• It's blatantly clear by the texting style that the one who wanted the food was the guy

  Submitted by ice43man on May 12, 10 at 3:24am

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• I'm suffering from PTLITPMPSSS Post truamatic laugh induced total poo my pants shit storm sydrome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 1:02am

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• RAWWWWWWWWW actually id say something like that AND I AM A GIRL. WE ARE RAW.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:18pm

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  • raw? yeah you're raw meat. and taste like chicken flavored fish.

    Submitted by genocyde on Jul 28, 10 at 3:02pm

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• that was 93 kinds of awesome!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:45am

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• 11:18 plenty of guys use winky faces when they wanna get laid but you wouldn't kno that would you??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:43am

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• Epic gail

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:13pm

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• what do you expect from a 408 girl haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:37pm

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• Did you really post my conversation?

  Submitted by natashakristine on Jan 13, 12 at 2:09pm

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• This actually happened to me before. It sucks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:46am

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• fucking fat ass piece of shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:33pm

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• if someone chooses food over you... you may only be a tease. :-O

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:35am

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• I'm a girl and can honestly say I've done this plenty of times. So it's not impossible that the one with the winky face was a boy. It happens.

  Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 26, 10 at 8:05am

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• 408 you must be one nasty bitch ha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:14pm

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• 12:04, I love you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:55pm

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• who the hell turns that down???

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:37am

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• 408 is a girl because a guy wouldn't care if his roommates were gone... Duh!

  Submitted by titsorgtfo843 on Sep 19, 11 at 1:06am

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• Thats what you get for trying to hook up with a fatty.

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 11, 12 at 6:02pm

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• yay areaaaa!!!!

  Submitted by princess16 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:33am

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• " Anonymous said... if someone chooses food over you... you may only be a tease. :-O May 11, 2009 9:35AM" what he said. haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:49pm

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• he's hungry for something but clearly not her

  Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:38pm

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• my opinion: 408 = ghetto san jose chica 650 = STONR

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:13pm

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• yes 650! you would turn down a 408 hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:07am

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• FAIL!

  Submitted by flash_jordan on May 17, 12 at 12:59pm

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• To meet the qualifications of a guy being 408 he would have to be a) a Toolbox and b) kind of homo for the winky face

  Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:38pm

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• In soveit Russia food Graps u!!! 925. Niggggga

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:02am

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• Ouch, can you say rejected?

  Submitted by littleblackcat91 on Dec 20, 10 at 8:48pm

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• Well done fuck chick get the McDonalds

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:12am

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• ahahhaha girl must have had a busted face

  Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 2:19am

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• Rough

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:15am

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• My girlfriend does this to me with her friends instead of food

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:26am

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• alright (408) Cupertino !! Too bad this text is so stupid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:08pm

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• i would also do this for a #4 at jimmy johns

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:01am

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• Midnight cravings or am I just fat?

  Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:39pm

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• why is that when i read this i wisper?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:11am

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• happened to me. gotta a booty call the next night. Said FUCK YOU

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:36am

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• The 408 is huge lol I can see that shit happenin here. Shit 650 is an hour away from us! If you're desperate then go lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:44pm

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• Haha. I've done that. \nBut the other party got really upset

  Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 7, 12 at 12:11am

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• And why do you assume it's a guy denying a girl... Trust me I've used this before, most guys just aren't as good as they think they are. Sad truth

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:54pm

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• nothing beats cheese fries

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:51am

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• been there done that

  Submitted by cheergurl72 on Oct 15, 12 at 7:00pm

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• No worries.. This is something that would happen to me...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:24am

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• I wouldn't drive for an hour either if I wasn't in the mood. food ftw.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:59am

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• LOL

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:56am

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• This guy may get so much pussy he doesn't need her or Mayr she's ugly

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:58am

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• Haha somebodys got a small penis

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:42pm

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• REJECTION!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:25am

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• I love how everyone assumes (650) is a guy. We are awesome!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:43pm

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• hahaha i have responded like 650 as well...which is also my area code. He never gave up either despite the fact that I no longer talk to him. Talk about desperate...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:07pm

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• dammmm hahah lmao sumthn my bf would say to piss me off n then be lyk jk ill be ther in 5 min. hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:39pm

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• REjected!! Suck on that slice of shit. \n\n- Courtesy of Minnie's pie.

  Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:48am

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• you tight

  Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:21am

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• 650 reppin PALO ALTO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:51am

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• 3:54, it's because it would be hard to see a girl doing this over a guy, it just seeems wayyyy more likely 4 a guy to say this than a girl

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:59am

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• Lmao...that shit is hilarious!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:59am

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• hahaha, 650 is my area code.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:36pm

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• HahahahahahahahahahshGagh

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:42am

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• Ohhh now that's a burn

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:30pm

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• Done it before and I'll do it again. It's the easiest way to get rid of a shitty booty call or one night stand that tries to linger.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:39am

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• I think everyone needs to understand the perspective before they judge for turning someone down, because I did literally the SAME THING when a guy I used to date (who, consequentially, could never take no for an answer and wouldn't get the hell off my back when I didn't want to be FB's afterward..) asked to give me a nice goodbye present when I was leaving town after graduation. Props, 650.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:19pm

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• Hahahahaha kilt

  Submitted by jman1020 on Apr 8, 10 at 5:37pm

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• oh yeah repin 650 keepin it true

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:35pm

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• Ahahahahhah rough

  Submitted by mrkoolaid on Jan 5, 13 at 9:08pm

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• He has a point. Food is important.

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• lol my friend has done that to a guy trying to booty call her. ROUGH.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:49pm

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• We assume that 408 is a girl and wants to do things with 650s naughty parts because that assumption makes this funny. Trying to argue another paradigm defeats the purpose of the joke. Dumbass.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:59am

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• Damn! This person must got a grip of p@#$y all the time!... to tell her "no thanks!"... Awesomme!!!!!LOL!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:55am

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• It was a girl cause she used a smiley face and ...

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  • I don't know. As a female I receive way more text from guys that have smiley faces and winks and bs.

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• Hahahaha FUCKING OWNED!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:28am

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• Haa I do the same thing with this one chick who. Constantly hits me up to smash. She's just annoying so I just say stuff like that

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• thats happened to me too... fml

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