1.i drunk text perfectly, 2. being from the 570 i text a lot of friends with different area codes, and 3. drunk guy out at the bar, girlfriends pissed at him, wants to get a build a bear to make it up to her lol i bet thats the situation
my nefew built a batman bear....it looks like a dominatrics bear....true story
And its "dominatrix", fuckwad. AND it's a fucking stupid story, who gives a fuck if its true or not?
i agree 5:05, everyones a fuckin critic. the text wouldnt be funny if you cant read it.. plus, when i drunk text, ill sit there and backspace and correct until i have the right spelling, even if it takes 5 min. call me weird, but you look like a damn fool if you write that way.
3:21: Most texts don't look like that because most phones now have auto-correct, and fix your drunk spelling mistakes. What phone do you have, a fucking TI-89 calculator?
why would you be at a bar during business hours of build a bear ... most build a bears are in malls right? typically malls close at 9 and bars arent fun until atleast 11 when everyone starts going.
and 6:12 maybe its a small town and there is only one bar or they could have told them before what bar they were going to .. me and my friends always refer the whatever bar were at or planning to go to as 'the bar'
This sounds like the best idea ever. :D I love build a bear
PS- all you over analyzers- as has been pointed out, phones nowadays have auto-correct. Also has been pointed out, the guy was drunk and he wanted to build a bear obviously he didn't give a damn what time it was. 1:58, I have an area code from one state but I haven't changed my number since I moved to another state. Don't be a douche. Even if this IS fake, which I doubt, it's fucking hilarious.
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