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  I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.

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  if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...

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• Too bad they lost...GO PHILLIES!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:36am

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• This proves cubs fans are as creepy as the cubs are bad in the playoffs. GO CARDS!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:31pm

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• this person is my hero

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:33am

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• Kind of hoping that girl reads TFLN ...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:17am

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• Holy fuck that's creepy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:24am

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• If she's that responsive to your stalking, I think she may have you beat in the creepiness department.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:09am

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• this is fucked on so many levels: 1st of all--A CUBS GAME?!?!?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:44am

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• The last time I went to a Cubs game (which is always entertaining, because if the cubs suck the people are still drunk and entertaining around you), the four girls behind me were loudly discussed what they were currently posting on their facebook. Had I wanted to, I probably could have added all 4 of them. But since they definitely weren't into girls, and they weren't my type anyway, I didn't bother. Just saying it's not bs. Or not necessarily, anyway.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:13pm

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• Go Cubs Go...and OP is just pathetic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:31am

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• I LOVE YOU DUPAGE COUNTY. Hahahahhaha, I swear to God I probably know you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:56pm

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• I'm ashamed to be from the same town as this guy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:06pm

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• thats fucking hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:27am

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• and i thought i was creepy...this adds a whole new level to the creepy scale lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:02pm

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• High five x's 2!

  Submitted by alvisXD on Oct 13, 10 at 8:40pm

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• the cardinals like it in their pujols.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:51am

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• Like a pervy sherlock holmes!

  Submitted by AwkwardSilence on Apr 1, 10 at 9:04pm

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• Ok one i love it,2 i love dupage, and 3 its the crepiest tfln ive evr read..........evr bubut its still funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:18am

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• First off go Yankees. Second...I must give you mad props, you are a super ninja facebook stalker!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:22pm

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• definitely done this. found a guy working at disney world with only his name badge.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:25pm

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• WTF its guys like this that are the reason i set my shit to private ALSO WHY I FREAKING HATE THE CUBS!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:30am

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• that girl just wanted to up her friend count. she's probably already hidden your posts so they won't show up on her wall by now, too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:25am

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• This is hilarious! The response is beyond amazing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:29pm

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• It sounds so very much like me except in male form. =)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:02pm

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• Only a Cubs fan..... GO CARDS!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:34pm

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• 8/14 - 10:13; let's date.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:27pm

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• I have a friend who is like this. He meets girls, learns there first names, then searches til he finds them. It's really creepy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:29am

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• Fuck the cubs and cubs fans. GO CARDS!!

  Submitted by stlcards220 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:54am

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• 11:05 ...I feel violated

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:09pm

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• Bad night since you admitted to going to a Cubs game, you sorryass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:57pm

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• YOUR IN... hahah thats funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:47pm

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• 2:02, I don't think Pujols is going to trim your hairy snatch, sorry.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:22pm

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• O-m-effing-g. 1. CREEPY! 2. That was hilarious!! :D Especially the response.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:32pm

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• ALBERT PUJOLS MOWS MY LAWN!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:02pm

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• That response is HYSTERICAL!!! hahahahha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:37am

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• Omfg. This is hilarious.

  Submitted by 132105 on Jun 23, 11 at 9:29pm

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• Cubs own...deal with it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 4:55am

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• Whoooaaa....fecking creepy as hell.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:38am

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• fuck the cubs.. drink beer don't throw it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:16pm

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• GO WHITE SOX! u cubbie fucks are cursed to lose forever. also: LOL @ 10:08. stupid, but funnier than creepy-mc-creepster text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:07pm

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• Fuck Shitcago. The fans are huge pieces of shit and I think it's hysterical Da Bears gave up so much for whiney Cutler.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:21pm

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• don't even act like u have never done this at one point or another haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:23pm

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• I do the same thing!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:38am

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• This is why I'm a Sox fan.

  Submitted by nachotheunholy on Feb 5, 12 at 4:30am

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• I'd have done it. Lmfao

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 10:16am

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• Anonymous said... EPIC FIRST! Y'all just got pwned. August 14, 2009 10:08AM Seriously grow up!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:33am

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• Creeeeeeeeeppperrrrr

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:03pm

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• Lmao, love the response...how is that even possible?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:45am

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• Wow I can't believe how fake this is.. Was she talking thru a microphone or what?!? Along with super hearing, can you fly and shoot lasers out your eyes???!!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:48am

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• GO RED SOX! fuckin creepy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:55am

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• 11:30 that's just impressive

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:04am

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• go cubbies!! (:

  Submitted by i69b on Apr 4, 10 at 3:28am

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