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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.

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.....and they say chivalry is dead.

Submitted by desarayann on Mar 14, 10 at 5:21pm

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- lmao.... good answer
  
  Submitted by BbLopes1 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:51am
  
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Someone didn't know where the hole was.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 5:23pm

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- HAHAHA! exactly what I was thinking...
  
  Submitted by sinistar on Mar 15, 10 at 8:54am
  
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  - Me too!
    
    Submitted by littleredtop on Mar 18, 10 at 6:03pm
    
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    haha yea
    
    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 7:40am
    
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I love how you people think all these texts are fake unless it involves people getting drunk and saying "helloooo spring break" or being THAT high, all in all idc if a text is fake obvously these are supposed to be funny so laugh at them, stop trying to be a detective and discover if it's fake or not

Submitted by dyslexicgenious on Mar 14, 10 at 4:06pm

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- True, but when people post bogus claims about how something so far-fetched could happen its not funny. I don't know. Maybe you are entertained by these wild and outrageous stories but some people have a natural ability to detect thinly veiled bullshit.
  
  Submitted by Ihatehipsters on Mar 14, 10 at 8:17pm
  
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Seriously though...THAT's the cutest thing you've heard?

Submitted by SpacemanLolz on Mar 14, 10 at 4:47pm

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Your about to fuck.. Not cut a god damn turkey

Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 14, 10 at 9:04pm

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I guess it's better than hearing i have HIV

Submitted by Rutherford on Mar 14, 10 at 8:50pm

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I agree with 5:23. The guy probably didn't want to seem like a douche and just feel around down there till he found it. Let her do it and u don't look like a total chode!

Submitted by faravamus_prime on Mar 14, 10 at 6:46pm

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- True. No one knows your own body better than you.
  
  Submitted by TheseAreMemes on Mar 10, 19 at 1:02pm
  
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Get over yourselves, it's s fucking text. Fake or not, it's cute.

Submitted by biiotch on Mar 14, 10 at 6:59pm

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Thts the cutest thing she ever heard BEFORE SEX. read the whole text before u start commenting stupid things dumbass

Submitted by mollie711 on Mar 14, 10 at 6:00pm

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4:06, you speak my mind.

Submitted by nomiomiollie on Mar 14, 10 at 4:27pm

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I must admit, that is a cute thing to say ^^

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:41pm

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I guess it's thoughtful but also kinda creepy.

Submitted by knomye on Mar 14, 10 at 3:18pm

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Rutherford says honor my cock bitch

Submitted by Rutherford on Mar 14, 10 at 8:49pm

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What a gentleman

Submitted by Bravo on Mar 14, 10 at 11:25pm

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I just stick it all the way in until you scream

Submitted by doodles on Mar 19, 10 at 2:29am

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That's what I say when I'm not totally certain that she wants it in her ass.

Submitted by CaptCock on Mar 15, 10 at 11:22am

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In Soviet Russia, you are honored before sex.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 12:31am

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He better have given it to u goo after that pussy shit

Submitted by JPRaiders on Mar 14, 10 at 3:47pm

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In soviet russia honors do you

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 9:26pm

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Not cute sounds like a greasy nlgger

Submitted by greasynig on Mar 15, 10 at 8:27pm

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That'd creep me out

Submitted by laneycalifornia on Mar 15, 10 at 6:34pm

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AGREE!!!!!!! 6:00!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 6:28pm

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Putting IT IN..Sorry. Had to fix the grammar. That stuff bugs me.

Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:28pm

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Oh dear! If that's the cutest thing u ever heard I feel sorry for u! :(

Submitted by britney09 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:26am

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Question... How the fuck is that chivalry??

Submitted by Die on Mar 15, 10 at 3:09am

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hahahaha that makes me sad for u and turned on at the same time

Submitted by myhdhrts07 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:58am

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Agreed with 5:21

Submitted by codii on Mar 15, 10 at 1:33am

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That is adorable! If my boyfriend said that to me before we fucked I'd be stoked!

Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 27, 12 at 1:23am

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You sure you're not a guy as well...? Fail.

Submitted by fiddy73 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:54pm

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It's sex not poetry

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:08pm

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Lame

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:54pm

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That was me.. And she loved it.

Submitted by jay7 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:07am

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Wuss!

Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 15, 10 at 4:53am

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Lame, ameteur, or both

Submitted by badnite783 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:48pm

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WTF!!! too lazy to do the work himself huh!!?? Must of been one hell of a good min after.

Submitted by ahhhfuckit on Mar 16, 10 at 10:20pm

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My response would be to get the hell out of there. WTF?

Submitted by randomname on Mar 14, 10 at 3:42pm

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Yeah that's bs no dudes gonna say that

Submitted by rundropslide on Mar 14, 10 at 3:35pm

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- You're response is as needless as the existence of your life. Go jump off a bridge.
  
  Submitted by Ihatehipsters on Mar 14, 10 at 8:22pm
  
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Do you really think you're the first person he has said that to? Pathetic

Submitted by cdachris on Mar 15, 10 at 10:49pm

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If only we were all as lucky......

Submitted by BbLopes1 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:53am

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What a bunch of horseshit!

Submitted by cazzo on Mar 14, 10 at 3:18pm

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Submitted by desarayann on Mar 14, 10 at 5:21pm

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Submitted by dyslexicgenious on Mar 14, 10 at 4:06pm

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Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 14, 10 at 9:04pm

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Submitted by faravamus_prime on Mar 14, 10 at 6:46pm

Submitted by TheseAreMemes on Mar 10, 19 at 1:02pm

Submitted by biiotch on Mar 14, 10 at 6:59pm

Submitted by mollie711 on Mar 14, 10 at 6:00pm

Submitted by nomiomiollie on Mar 14, 10 at 4:27pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:41pm

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Submitted by Rutherford on Mar 14, 10 at 8:49pm

Submitted by Bravo on Mar 14, 10 at 11:25pm

Submitted by doodles on Mar 19, 10 at 2:29am

Submitted by CaptCock on Mar 15, 10 at 11:22am

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