OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
As long as we get cuntfax up and running first. We can have catagories for call frequency and shopping habits. Blowjob frequency. Impossible standards set by exboyfriends who weren't good enough.
Grey ideaa
Girl Fax
Slutability xxxxxxxxxxxx
Suckability xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ass xxxxxxxxxxx
Tits xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Anal
Relationship x
Sports x
Educated x
Bitch Factor xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cheatometer xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rating: Hot stupid slut
Action: Quick Hump and DUMP
boys, this isnt the actual manfax, so you can all stop posting all of your scummy life's history up here because we don't care because you're not potential man candy.
Yes but then we would all be lesbians. That would probably work out better all the way around. Of course for some guys the fax would run outta paper b4 everything could be listed, right Face/Wayne????
Fuck whoever wrote this, seriously. And to whoever wrote this, you are going to be an awful spouse to anyone who is dumb enough to date, or god forbid, marry you. Holy fuck, I didn't even think about this until now, but Jesus Christ, what happens when you have kids?? My guess is that you will be absolutley dreadful as a parent and a spouse if you need or even want to keep tabs on people to the extent of "every bad thing they've ever done" that badly. You're absolutley disgusting.
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