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  Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.

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• That's like a really fucked up version of the Blues Brothers

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:54pm

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• where the fuck is it 40 degrees in august?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:25pm

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• 7:11 good conversion too

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:39am

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• how could anybody classify this as a bad night?? the 40 people that voted against it are clueless!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:13pm

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• xanax=immediate blackout

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:51pm

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• Sorry, didn't mean to post that twice... i didn't know I had to verify my email address

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:40am

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• in soviet russia... car drives YOU and 40F would be like 100C

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 7:11pm

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• michael jackson supposedly took 30+ xanax a day. maybe his days were like this too...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:49am

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• Next time, K-Pins! =D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:31am

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• the toothfairy? more like the hangover fairy! but sometimes the two go hand in hand....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:40am

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• goddamn sounds like a good night. last night i spent the last of my cash on vodka and pizza, and tried to tip the pizza delivery guy with cigarettes lol.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:21pm

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• xanax=awesome bro NOT

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:52pm

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• 40F is about 4 or 5C and 40C is like 104F, so either way its either too hot or too cold

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:38am

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• 40F does not = 100C ... 100C = 212F, and 0C = 32F so 40C = 104F, and 40F = is between 4 and 5C... either way, its either way too hot or way too cold

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:22am

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• i really hope the 40 degrees was celsius and NOT farhenheit... well... maybe not, it's either too fucking cold or too fucking hot... either way it sucks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:55pm

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• I would seriously consider this to be someone I know if it was not vodka.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:18pm

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• I officially LOVE your roommate!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:17am

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• FUCKING ERRORS I HATE YOU

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:24am

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• I wish my morning was like that, my consisted of a walk of shame in 40 degree weather and wind, with my half gallon of vodka stuffed in my coat, XD.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:53am

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• In soviet Russia it is always 40 degrees in august

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:13pm

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