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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.

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u sound so gay right now

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getting a blowjob makes you a homo?

Submitted by caam1991 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:27am

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That girl needs to learn some better technique obviously.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 8:38am

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What takes 45 minutes???

Submitted by DiMpLeZ27 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:29am

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- at least semi-decent sex?
  
  Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 7, 10 at 10:55am
  
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damn, u betta buy her some flowahs and keep that one around

Submitted by Duuuuude on Apr 7, 10 at 1:57pm

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RAAAAAAAANDY hahaha

Submitted by _stephanieeanne on Apr 7, 10 at 5:00pm

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Too bad it probably won't happen again. Sorry.

Submitted by dm7750 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:20am

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Don't ruin his night

Submitted by pawes on Apr 7, 10 at 8:19am

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Impressive

Submitted by knomye on Apr 7, 10 at 9:28am

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I've heard that an amazing bj can be the deciding factor of being with someone

Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 7, 10 at 11:35am

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Why does that sound gey? I don't get it?

Submitted by zombielicious on Apr 7, 10 at 5:20pm

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978 sounds extremely jealous to me...

Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 7, 10 at 11:56am

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Ohh I wish I was there

Submitted by EnjoiIt on Apr 7, 10 at 8:24am

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Women who love to give blowjobs rock!

Submitted by ibjumpn64 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:36am

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A guy telling a girl how she sucked his dick is qay? Oh man...\n\n(I hate this new app layout, G. A. Y. IS a nice word)

Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 6:07pm

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Ive had an hour before. Girl was fucking terrible and I told her to stop so it could have been longer.

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 7, 10 at 1:55pm

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I'm sorry but I HATE giving bjs but I'll do it for my guy just because I know he loves them and if he made me do it for that long id never do it again...

Submitted by loveellie on Apr 10, 10 at 1:43am

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Um I've definitely been tha

Submitted by lollerz on Apr 16, 10 at 4:38am

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my friend once went for an hour and a half lol, and i know she isnt bad, hes just a god haha

Submitted by ThattallguyXD on Apr 7, 10 at 7:18pm

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- dude, i might know who this is. do you go to the u of a?
  
  Submitted by random_3 on Apr 9, 10 at 1:40am
  
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@8:34 I know what you mean

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:53am

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OMG 1:05 I honestly feel 4 u

Submitted by bigmike1016 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:11pm

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That's how long it takes me with any girl, so idk what you guys are talking about. Depends on the dude. Doesn't mean I last forever in bed, just got a lot of endurance.

Submitted by ffac789 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:43pm

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Get em all the time....ADD makes my mind wander lol

Submitted by bsitz on Apr 7, 10 at 8:34am

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Boston! Getting the blowjob rep!

Submitted by bstorm83 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:26pm

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Not funny.

Submitted by goldenrae9 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:30am

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I've got no blowjob since.. 2 weeks fuck.. I missed it xD

Submitted by LBKamil on Apr 7, 10 at 11:52am

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Someone is doing something wrong

Submitted by rlawler1 on Jun 21, 10 at 8:30pm

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First

Submitted by lovelyguns on Apr 7, 10 at 9:18am

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I'm guessing 978 couldn't come up with a better insult because he's jealous.

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 4:19pm

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Been with my girl 16months not one bj :(

Submitted by GaryLDN on Apr 7, 10 at 1:05pm

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- 36 months :(
  
  Submitted by swag_surfin on Apr 7, 10 at 3:57pm
  
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  - Maybe she's shy. Just ask her or kind of hint by pushing her head downward.. if she's not a complete retard she'll get the idea
    
    Submitted by xsaint on Apr 8, 10 at 2:08am
    
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    yeah some girls just dont like giving head (cant blame em)you guys should just have an honest conversation about it....she wont give if you dont ask\n\ntfln is full of whores so it kinda scews the statistics on girls willing to give head (although the vast majority are willing)
    
    Submitted by sequioa on Apr 8, 10 at 5:50pm
    
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1st! Also.... 1st!!!

Submitted by DublStufOreo on Apr 7, 10 at 8:52am

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Submitted by caam1991 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:27am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 8:38am

Submitted by DiMpLeZ27 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:29am

Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 7, 10 at 10:55am

Submitted by Duuuuude on Apr 7, 10 at 1:57pm

Submitted by _stephanieeanne on Apr 7, 10 at 5:00pm

Submitted by dm7750 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:20am

Submitted by pawes on Apr 7, 10 at 8:19am

Submitted by knomye on Apr 7, 10 at 9:28am

Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 7, 10 at 11:35am

Submitted by zombielicious on Apr 7, 10 at 5:20pm

Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 7, 10 at 11:56am

Submitted by EnjoiIt on Apr 7, 10 at 8:24am

Submitted by ibjumpn64 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:36am

Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 6:07pm

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 7, 10 at 1:55pm

Submitted by loveellie on Apr 10, 10 at 1:43am

Submitted by lollerz on Apr 16, 10 at 4:38am

Submitted by ThattallguyXD on Apr 7, 10 at 7:18pm

Submitted by random_3 on Apr 9, 10 at 1:40am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:53am

Submitted by bigmike1016 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:11pm

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Submitted by LBKamil on Apr 7, 10 at 11:52am

Submitted by rlawler1 on Jun 21, 10 at 8:30pm

Submitted by lovelyguns on Apr 7, 10 at 9:18am

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 4:19pm

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Submitted by swag_surfin on Apr 7, 10 at 3:57pm

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