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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?

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where is toaster on that scale exactly?

Submitted by ctizz on Apr 5, 10 at 4:22pm

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- About halfway to Gibson.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 5, 10 at 8:10pm
  
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Nobody cares about you being first, go kill yourself, you stupid mother fucker

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:15pm

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Bicycle!!!

Submitted by raudy5 on Apr 5, 10 at 9:22pm

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Toaster on the scale is below mel Gibson, tucked in all warm and comfy tight between "the hoff" and lindsay Lohan...

Submitted by sonicrose on Apr 6, 10 at 3:25am

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Nahh it's funny. It's referring to Mel gibsons "I hate Jews" drunken commenr

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 4:33pm

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Only in kansas

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 5, 10 at 4:20pm

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That awesome lmao

Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 10 at 11:27pm

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Apparenty "Uallsuck" just hates life. lol. I'm sooooo sick of negative people leaving comments on here because their life is so sad and pathetic they can't get a laugh out of something like this.

Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 6, 10 at 11:41am

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@annav41088 owwwwwnnned that bitch

Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 6, 10 at 1:15am

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7:57. What. The. Fuck.

Submitted by XRAYDL on Apr 8, 10 at 12:03pm

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This is most definitely t-shirt worthy!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 4:31pm

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@suckcockswallow dude... Don't hate the bananas

Submitted by iamabanana on Apr 5, 10 at 4:41pm

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Hahahaha that's funny as hell

Submitted by bogo777 on Apr 13, 10 at 9:19pm

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3:15 obviously you cared enough to take time to comment so....

Submitted by annav41088 on Apr 5, 10 at 5:59pm

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Hahaha 12:36 FTW

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:19am

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On a scale from "mildly sucking" to "Jared from subway" how shitty is this text?

Submitted by uAllSuck on Apr 5, 10 at 9:24pm

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- lol good try. i didnt laugh at that yours though.
  
  Submitted by RyanM on Apr 6, 10 at 6:07pm
  
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Hahaha that's great!!

Submitted by amylandooo on Apr 12, 10 at 2:10am

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Hahahaha!\nY'all just need to shut up, that's funny.

Submitted by Tiffanylane on Apr 5, 10 at 10:05pm

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Thought texts on this site were supposed to be funny

Submitted by dudeitsluke on Apr 5, 10 at 9:47pm

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Bagel

Submitted by kushsmoke on Dec 26, 10 at 11:49pm

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ahaha 3:44 ;)

Submitted by leelu on Apr 5, 10 at 4:22pm

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Greatest. Answer. Ever!

Submitted by gdbear30 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:57pm

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That's like 5 before Mel! Well done. I'm at broiler.

Submitted by krina on Apr 6, 10 at 5:11am

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Im banana druncin rite now. I fele lice a pterodactyl

Submitted by fatmankey on Jul 25, 11 at 9:13pm

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Shouldn't it be hasslehoff not Gibson?

Submitted by whkhawk55 on Apr 10, 10 at 5:12pm

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Fourth =D

Submitted by fallenx2 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:23pm

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If it said " from impaired judjement" to " David hasselhoff". It would have been alot funnier

Submitted by psulionpride on Apr 5, 10 at 3:44pm

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- i think if it said psulionpride is a f ucking f aggot it\nwould have been lot more accurate too
  
  Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 5, 10 at 5:21pm
  
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daish%C5%8D

Submitted by musicismycrack on Apr 6, 10 at 7:27am

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... Is this supposed to be funny? :/

Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 5, 10 at 3:37pm

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- No, it was intended as a deadly serious social commentary, and got posted on TFLN by mistake.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 5, 10 at 8:11pm
  
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Woah buddy, relax.

Submitted by bexxy on Apr 28, 10 at 7:01pm

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7:57 you should consider help. Because maaterbating and using ur vomit as lube is stupid, a: becuz there bile and b: your gross

Submitted by trexeatspeople on Apr 5, 10 at 10:39pm

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That's almost Charlie Sheen!

Submitted by morganmce on Mar 8, 11 at 3:52am

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You stole this from the text that was "on a scale from 1 to Chris Brown how mad are you"

Submitted by SomeRandomGuy on Apr 5, 10 at 6:04pm

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Lindsey Lohan was giving me a blow job this weekend, needless to say there was something white coming out her nose instead of going in it.

Submitted by cazzo on Apr 6, 10 at 12:36pm

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i hate bananas

Submitted by suckcockswallow on Apr 5, 10 at 3:37pm

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F I R S T B I T C H !

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:19pm

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- you're actually the 3rd, so yeah you're dumb
  
  Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 5, 10 at 5:18pm
  
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- FUCK YOU.
  
  Submitted by NathanNathan on Apr 6, 10 at 12:00am
  
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Once I got so drunk I was throwing up everywhere. I thought it would be cool if I threw up on my erect penis and jack it off like lube. But the chunks in my vomit were rubbing against my skin and my penis got completely shredded.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 7:57pm

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- You're what's bringing this site down.
  
  Submitted by DancesWithSmurfs on Apr 6, 10 at 1:58am
  
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Happened to me yesterday

Submitted by roflmfaottdid on May 3, 12 at 1:40am

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had potential, but dumb

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:31pm

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Been there before.... Also f i r s t

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:08pm

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Fuckin hilarious... I loved it

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 5:45pm

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Submitted by bexxy on Apr 28, 10 at 7:01pm

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