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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.

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You're offending breathing people more.

Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 22, 10 at 3:26pm

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HA!!

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 23, 10 at 10:41am

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You're offending me with this unfunny text.

Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Jul 22, 10 at 3:06pm

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Not funny but that actually sounds really good minus the corn part

Submitted by miiileycyrus on Jul 22, 10 at 11:18pm

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and what are the chances of either country honestly giving a shit.

Submitted by doratheexplorer on Jul 23, 10 at 1:40am

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- I don't know about mexico, but people read tfln in france!\n(Doesn't mean we give a **** about high people in connecticut)
  
  Submitted by Mazanco on Jul 23, 10 at 6:13am
  
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Who cares what you think you're twelve

Submitted by DCN on Jul 22, 10 at 4:33pm

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The French.

Submitted by aguirrem2 on Jul 23, 10 at 12:10am

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What if you said you like really thin pancakes?that is a fair trade no?

Submitted by Glazed on Jul 22, 10 at 3:13pm

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This is stupid and I'm offended and French

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:18pm

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Wait til you eat them .... Youll offend your colon

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 5:50pm

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Dude that's hilarious!

Submitted by insulingirl on Jul 22, 10 at 3:56pm

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you're a dumb ass. It would be a pb&j taco or burrito. Not a crepe

Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 24, 10 at 2:13am

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retarded

Submitted by Premeau on Jul 22, 10 at 3:58pm

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While this is in no way funny, it still sounds delicious

Submitted by stig on Jul 22, 10 at 3:47pm

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I moved and after so long without a day OFF I decided to party alone and get high a little. I ended up donating all my pairs of pants. Supper Fail.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 5:16pm

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i justt did that

Submitted by giiirl15 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:44pm

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 3:05pm

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amen sister

Submitted by wiredboy79 on Jul 23, 10 at 1:53pm

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lol story of my life

Submitted by kira10 on Jul 23, 10 at 1:44am

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jew are stupid

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:42pm

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glazed wins with the talladega night reference

Submitted by 330isplace2be on Jul 22, 10 at 5:33pm

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Sounds nasty...

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:39pm

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Haha. Not the donating part !! That was a good. Would be nice if everyone did a act of good when while intoxicated.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 5:17pm

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you are making a pb&j burrito...

Submitted by therm420 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:09pm

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Mexican

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 22, 10 at 7:54pm

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If your using tortilla they're not crepes dumbass.

Submitted by beastlysucker on Jul 22, 10 at 9:26pm

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If your using tortillas then they are not crepes dumbass.

Submitted by beastlysucker on Jul 22, 10 at 9:27pm

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Honestly who gives a fuck about mexicans or the french.

Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 22, 10 at 3:27pm

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- racism at its best...
  
  Submitted by Mazanco on Jul 23, 10 at 6:11am
  
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you care DUM

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:41pm

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