To the people posting about "why would you have hair there?", do you realize that if you're using a razor (about 2 inches across), it's feasible to accidentally hit the clit with she's shaving around the top? Der. And the person who asked about peeing probably doesn't realize you don't pee out of the clit. Oh well.
I am sure she is exaggerating! but to give you ignorant ones some information there is hair on the inside of the lips and as someone else with more than two brain cells pointed out razors are wide. I suggest laser- painful- but you can be a baby forever. Oh and the pee thing of course she does not pee out of her clit but in the wiping etc... IT IS GONNA BURN! I wish you a speedy recovery!
Oh. Oh....oh my god. This seriously made me go speechless and freeze for a second there. I am truly sorry for your loss. That has got to be the most painful incedent a girl could go through. And the recovery MUST be bad, too. Things don't heal very quickly or easily down under.
That's the worsT have ever heard.
That's the best part of sex.
Ur life is over.
I am so sorry. I feel bad for u but I must say it really makes me appreciate my sex life(-;
Every person who said "why were you shaving your clit...no hair there...yada yada yada..." obviously does not have one..............My clit cries in sympathy...
oh my lord. that's terrible. could very well be real, to those of you that think it's fake.
I'm gonna say if you think it's fake you're 1. a guy, whom has never seen or been in contact with a vagina, or 2. a girl who doesn't shave/wax or know anything about it.
let's get real people; who's gonna post this if it isn't real? it's not funny, it's damn painful!
10:07- holla. central jersey represent
OP, i am so sorry. that thought has passed through my mind while shaving and owww fuck, that must have been the worst experience ever.
three words- noxema bikini razor. it's a godsend. short, sharp, gets in the nooks and crannies easily and can go thru a bush in one fell swoop without a cut. don't even have to get out those dangerous scissors to trim it up first before the big shave. and it has these cool tines that keep it from cutting. make the trip to walley world and spend the few dollars. totally worth it. oh, and it has an aloe strip. you do not need shaving gel or soap.
Sheesh...people need to lay off. The clit is located near the top of the vag, sort of under the hood. And under the 'hood' and inside the lips a little bit, there is hair growth. Therefore, this girl obviously was shaving the top of her vag, under the hood above the clit, and got nixed.
748... Why would peeing hurt? Your clit is above your urethra.......
Anyways...next time go to a salon and get a pro wax and keep that razor away from your cooch.
i think 9:11 put it best. everything i was thinking.
but what i think they meant by why peeing would hurt is because if the pee touched it, it would most definitely burn, and not to mention wiping would not be pleasant either.
11:58 Using scissors? Just before the "big shave"?? There should only be one of those, and that should be the first one...
Trimmers trim. I'm pretty sure he wants you smooth.
Whoever used the word "funpouch" is my new hero.
12:39...only out of line considering that in her condition, ow.
ouch!! yeah, people need to lay off. do they not realize that "RIP clitoris" was supposed to be a funny exaggeration and not what actually happened? but shoot any sort of pain down there is awful!
Shit, oh shit, I really had to cross tight my legs. I pray this is fake, cause if not, damn............
And... what's with that friend who tore out 8 inches of skin by waxing down there,@June 21, 2009 7:46PM? Cause I wax down there as well.
Now I'm totally fucked up, omg
And thinking twice, isn't this almost the equivalent to a clit piercing?
isn't that like female circumcision? there would be no more pleasure in sex after that! omg that would be terrible. and even if you are being extra careful and paying tremendous amounts of attention there are still MANY ways one could slip and accidentally hit that. I'm scared i'm going to do that constantly! I'm so sorry for anyone thats happened to...
I've done that :(
Took a little bit out of it :( :( :(
It now has a tiny scar, and boyfriends are always like WHAT IS THAT. Such bad times, I feel your pain <3
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! That has got to suck.
And in my area code. God damn I hope I don't know you in real life...then again if I did I probably wouldve heard about it somehow....
i live near 609. i want to hug you. let's meet up. I once cut my labia by accident. can't imagine the clit.
and 5:11, if you're real, I can't imagine. I agree 6:18 FGM is so disgusting and horrible and my heart hurts when i think about it
why do people always say these texts are fake? obviously someone actually wrote these, so why wouldn't they have actually sent them as a text?
and in case you have never looked at the area around a vagina, it's about 2 1/2 inches across. a razor is about 1 1/2. it's very possible to get a cut on any area in between. I'm sure she didn't mean she actually cut it off, but i bet it sure as hell felt like it.
June 22, 2009 2:05AM
"that happened to my nipple once if it was half as painful as that was im so terribley sorry"
WTF WERE YOU DOING SHAVING YOUR NIPPLE??
Dear lord, be careful down there.
Well, erm...at least...it's more sensitive now?
I really like that people are giving advice and defending the girl that hurt herself. Darling, watch your hands. Easy as that.
Ok 10:40 was not true this is the kid who's number it is and I would ask u all to stop texting me about it I'm a guy and my friend played a joke so stop txting tht num thx
Like seriously? all you dumbshits who say that hair doesnt grow on the clit, doesnt mean that hair doesnt grow AROUND it. When your shaving, it IS possible to hit it.
And for the girl, ouch. She probably just took the top layer of skin off, it'll grow back, i don't think that she actually took it off, i mean. I probably would have passed out. Over exaggerating maybe. But either way, OUCH!!!!!!
I gasped so loudly my throat now hurts. I've got all these terrible sympathy pains, and can't quit squeezing my legs together in an attempt to protect myself. Good God, no more razors for me.. .Holy CRAP, that have freaking HURT..
Dude!!!!! Ahhhhh!!!! Pain! Gah im gonna take up waxing. Screw that!
O and ppl sayin theres no hair , you guys are morons. Its not a very big area! And asking how to getpee on it? Do u rly think ur pee doesnt touch anything down there? Then y do u have to wipe?
609 is definitely not just central jersey, i have a 609 number and i'm from south. and i've been to north jersey and i am not impressed. it's all industrial and smells like a shit factory.
im originally from outside of juba in sudan and my clitoris and labia were removed when i was 13 years old. i didn't have razors to shave even my legs and no television either. i love america.
My jaw straight hit the floor when I read this one. Don't worry though, I'm sure it'll close again sometime in February.
Can't even begin to tell you how sorry I am to hear about that.
i keep myself 100% clean shaven, i use a razor as well and yet i still can't see how she could have cut her clit. i have nicked myself on other parts, but if you pay attention to what u are doing you should never cut the clit. if that really did happen you should no longer be allowed to use a razor
11:05 this proves you don't have a clit. Girls cut their clits while shaving at least once in their lifetime. I have and it burns when anything touches it water piss your panties. It just hurts like a bitch. So yes this is probably true since the clit like you said has many nerves.
i doubt its as bad as everyone thinks it is. they probably nicked it, it's damn near impossible to rip off your whole clit, especially if its just with a razor
Once this happened to me ... I was shaving down there, and when i went to reposition myself, I almost slipped, causing the razor to nick a part of my clit.
Owww x 1000000!!!!
omg everyone should chillll outtttt
its very possible to gut it with a razor and also very possible to get pee on it,
yea that might hurt like a bitch haha
RIP is fake. You do know that in ancient times and even now some Middle Eastern cultures thought cliterectomies were the way to keep women from enjoying sex. Men still have a long way to go
I told my gf about this post and started laughing and she said.. That's not funny I did that this morning.. Needless to say it won't be happening till it heals :(
Aha, I was reading this to a guy friend. Once I read it, I started cringing really bad because I cannot imagine that. I was like "that would hurt sooo goddamn bad," and he goes "I know what you mean," and I laughed and was like "NOOOO you do not." lol.
Very glad that there are some intelligent people out there, 9:11 is my hero.
All the ones calling this out, are probably guys, or pre-pubescent girls who have no idea.
i keep myself 100% clean shaven, i use a razor as well and yet i still can't see how she could have cut her clit. i have nicked myself on other parts, but if you pay attention to what u are doing you should never cut the clit. if that really did happen you should no longer be allowed to use a razor
wow there are some really stupid comments, pee out of your clit? no hair? but anyway, im guessing it was more of a cut than it being totally gone, but that had to hurt like hell, i mean clits are so sensitive...i cant even imagine the pain :( but at least its not like in one of those countries where they seriously get rid of the girls clit...disgusting
BAD NIGHT BAD NIGHT BAD NIGHT
you poor thing :(
even if you think it's a bit exaggerated people, the thought of just nicking it still gives me shivers.
Fake. Written by a 13-year-old boy in some spare bedroom somewhere, telling all his friends to look at what he got everyone to talk about on texts from last night.
Hardly. This is why female circumcisions are done with scalpels and not razors. BTW, if the fate of humankind is resting on the people who post their texts on this site, I think I'm going to need that razor.
Owwwwwwww my dick hurts thinking about that. Oh! And by the way! Did u ever think about what it's like having a 6.5 dick up ur ass? Stop to think about that next time u have sex.....
South jersey is the reason?! No. North jersey is re reason where everyones in the fuching mafia and the turnpike smells like ass. South jersey is like fuckin farmland.
holy shit! holy fucking shit! i literally twitched when i read this. i am sooo sorry. does this mean you cant have kids? i am so sorry. btw why the fuck were you shaving down there?!
Fake.
First, all razors are sharp. They're razors. This person didn't somehow get hold of one sharper than others.
Second, there is no hair on your clitoris, thus no reason to shave it.
Waxing will only tear your skin if you don't pull the skin tight before removing the wax strip. Also if the wax is to hot, it can burn you badly and take off some skin. Waxing in that area should be done with a certain wax that only sticks to the hair, and if you get someone who knows what they are doing. It shouldn't even hurt that badly.
For the dumbass who said girls don't pee out of a clitoris: you're a retard. That is the main difference between men and women. They have a clit, we have a dick. A dick is just a really big clit. So therefore they do pee out through there
ARG!!!! That sounds horrible! I share the pain with you, although I don't have this exact body part, but a male counterpart... Receiving cutting damage one of the most sensitive spots makes one flesh crawl, no matter, if one is man or woman. I hope, that there won't be sever permanent damage... SHUDDER!!!
There is NO way she actually cut it off, and if she did she would be in the hospital not texting (that area gets a LOT of blood flow plus that many nerve ending means it would be insanely painful)
i gotta say about 99% of these people are retarted on here, SHE WAS NOT SHAVING HER CLIT. its basically a way of saying...she accidently hit the good part of the vagina while shaving the....hairy part, it sucks..i read it and laughed but at the same time...it sounds so painful :(
Last week I let my girl shave my dick and she nicked my sack and made it bleed so last night she let me shave her and I got payback and did the same thing you did, but I did it on purpose :-) has I am also ironically in the 609 too! Taught my bitch a lesson though!
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