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  • MY PENIS IS INFECTED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:01pm
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  • 2:01, tfln is not instantaneous, dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:03pm
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  • Wooh! Jews and weed are two of my fav things!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:24pm
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  • haHA im jewish and i rock. and im also stoned haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:59pm
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  • Oh yeah the bay area hahahah rep!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:50am
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  • I love jewish friends, they're the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:39pm
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  • 438 is dead on. marijuana is a gateway drug that leads to stealing from family & listening to jazz music. i hear it makes you sterile & constipated also. palin 2012!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:51pm
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  • im a jew, my friends ean and collin sell weed

    Submitted by kylebroflovski on Feb 20, 11 at 7:23pm
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  • In soviet russia, jews.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:14am
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  • A christmas without weed isn't one bit merry. Dealers should consider that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:27pm
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  • Fuckin weed fuck heads lick my balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:57pm
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  • My dick pink and big. Yo dick stink like shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:24pm
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  • We Jews are good for that. Chinese food on Christmas ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:00pm
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  • All you fucks from Russia can stay there you all would put your own Mothers in the sex trade you fl race of people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:08am
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  • Ahaha this IS my boyfriend. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:44am
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  • Swollen sores? Where the hell did you get your information? Ah ha that's such a scare tactic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:25pm
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  • marijuana is probably the most dangerous substance one could put in there body..yup marijuana and sharp things up your butt should never be in your body

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:38pm
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  • haha. same thing happened to me

    Submitted by budgreen420 on Jan 13, 10 at 8:17pm
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  • I'm really thankful for Jewish people on Christmas. I think life as we know it would halt, and that would be really scary. No 24 hour Walgreens, etc. THANKS JEWISH PEEPS <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:03pm
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  • its not a scare tactic! its true my dad is a doctor cop. 9:01 is right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:48pm
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  • In Soviet Russia, we drink Jews!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:44am
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  • Lol this text reminds me of the time Jesse Jackson called new York Hymie town. What a doucher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:06pm
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  • I went thru this. It sucked. Bt it finally happened. Hehee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:49pm
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  • tha j in jewish stands 4 awsome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:19am
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  • doctor cop! theres only like 4 of those in the world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:06pm
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  • I see you are tree shopping

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:41am
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  • in soviet russia Jews.......get killed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:22am
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  • I LOVE LOVE LOVE JEWS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:55am
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  • marijuana is very harmful. it causes diabetes & huge swollen sores around the rim of the anus. use this drug and face swollen anal sores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:01pm
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  • just bought an ounce and smoked 4 blunts and a bowl. i love jewish dealers. got a special on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:11am
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  • I just bought 2gs from my Jewish dealer on Christmas as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:17pm
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  • sarah palin has a deformed high back ass & a dead, wondering eye. chief the reef!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:35pm
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  • In Soviet Russia, Jewish drug dealers deal YOU!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:37pm
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  • 438 YOU ARE WAAAAY WRONG ABOUT THE WEED BRO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:34am
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  • Haha! My guy isn't Jewish but I still got something last night XD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:06pm
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  • If you are going to make up a text, please try harder than this turd. Thank you. Craig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:25am
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  • My dick bigger than a bridge. Yo dick look like a little kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:23pm
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  • Matisyahu haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:34pm
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  • sarah palin..may her butthole swell up and blister over.obama&dank doo'D!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:54pm
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  • hey jews r sensitive stop it blank american

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:00am
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  • I hated Christmas, got all my shit the day after though. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:16am
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  • MY PENIS IS INFECTED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:52pm
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  • Hell yeah go jews!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:53pm
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  • MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN A BRICK you dick look like a littdle kids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:15pm
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  • I'm so high right now. Got that chocolate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:25pm
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  • jews for palin 2012!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:54pm
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  • I wish I had your luck and could find weed in my families town!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:56pm
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  • 438 is a dumbass....weed's awesome. And 351 is an even bigger dumbass. Why are republicans on tfln? You must think every text is offensive on this website. Go to helllllll long live Obama and weed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:14pm
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  • I burned 3 fat ones last night haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:20pm
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  • 351 that's why being high and fucking a pot head is perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:17am
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  • I def bought weed for two different "christmas celebrators" on christmas. fool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:46pm
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  • Smoke another cone you fuck heads..... You dero's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:47am
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  • 2:01 tfln stands for texts from last night figure it out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:07pm
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  • I think my jewish dealers' suppliers are christian. Bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:45pm
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  • Shut up what are you 12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:21pm
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  • haha nice same above me,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:30pm
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  • I'm Jewish... I spent Christmas working at a homeless shelter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:48am
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  • Aww 3:24. Did you mean Juck the Fews?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:49pm
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  • haha yes. my jewish friend hooked it up last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:29pm
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  • dont you think its about time the moderaters got a handle on the posters too. this is bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:10pm
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  • Jews is the shizzle. Hellz yeah, America!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:23pm
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  • Agreed 4:55. I have a thing for cute Jewish boys =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:13am
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  • Sara palin is a fat smelly whore whom I would take to a nice seafood restuarant and NEVER call again...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:17am
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  • In soviet Russia, weed deals you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:18pm
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