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  Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks

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• Sand.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:26pm

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• First!! Hahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:03pm

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• This is one of the funniest/ most random texts ever:)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:28pm

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• I'm from 818

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:26am

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• I really wanna know why there were tiny rocks involved...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:06pm

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• Have you ever had a pop rocks blow job? Don't knock 'till you try it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:39pm

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• Pebbles.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:34pm

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• Wait why is sand/rocks involved in sex..?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:52pm

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• This makes me happy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:16pm

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• 5:24...OWWWWW

  Submitted by tiff1885 on Jan 14, 10 at 1:09am

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• 5:24 hahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhaah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:02pm

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• Pop rocks are good if your blowin a guy...that's what I heard anyway;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:46pm

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• I just loled

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:44pm

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• what?! bwahahahahahahahaha!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:34pm

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• Tiny rocks = sand. It's not that hard to figure out, dudes. xD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:29pm

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• Explain?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:49pm

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• Welcome to having sex outside in southern California. Or anywhere that used To be under water in a prehistoric era.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:41pm

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• This is a Dan Savage quote. Go read Savage Love - it's funnier than most of this site - and stop pretending this text is original.

  Submitted by darkmatter on Jul 10, 10 at 9:07am

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• ...what the hell?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:04pm

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• 0.o. Scared.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:33pm

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• You just got gravelled.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 5:40pm

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• Tiny rocks = diamonds I'm guessing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:11pm

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• Someone just got fruity pebbled. Or stoned. Up to you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:24pm

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• Balls?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:08pm

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• Haha. Ah gotta love the 818 :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:22pm

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• Bob Saget

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:07pm

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• What???!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:49pm

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• I lost my virginity to a pile of rocks when I fell off of my bike!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 5:24pm

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• Really now.... That's just dandy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:07pm

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• Dude.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:09pm

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• Unless the rock is made of crack. Then it's a f'ing good time.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:37pm

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• Now one of my fab all time quotes ^

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:57am

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