i was sexy mario last year. short skirt overalls, cleavage aplenty and a mustache. making fun of those girls while kinda being one haha. we also thought slutty hobo (olsen twin) and slutty plumber.
Be creative! Slutty panda, slutty piece of construction machinery, slutty interpretation of the feminist movement, slutty rancor, slutty Lee Harvey Oswald. Easy.
pregnant nun made me laugh. but yeah, that's why i don't buy my costumes because there's nothing a woman should actually aspire to. i've already found an old aviator helmet and goggles at a vintage store and might go as zombie Amelia Earhart. you don't have to be sexy, you can be creative!
slutty defense attorney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get your bf to dress up like da stephanie march and detective olivia benson from law and order: svu and spend all halloween making out with each other.
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