ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • i don't know who could read that and not think that is the funniest fucking thing. hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:16pm
    147 104
    Reply Report

  • And missed English class!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:15pm
    141 94
    Reply Report

  • I think Dan Quayle wrote this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:45pm
    141 105
    Reply Report

  • The liquor tasted slightly of Protovodka.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:16pm
    141 105
    Reply Report

  • isn't alcohol made from potatoes? liquor not beer. well not all of it, some of it, so its slightly appropriate that you did that. (just a little something i learned in substance abuse class, gotta love college)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:30pm
    137 98
    Reply Report

  • do u go to the culinary institute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:56pm
    132 92
    Reply Report

  • I wonder how the liquor tasted that way... hmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:59pm
    149 129
    Reply Report

  • Also..."potato." Go back to class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:52am
    130 94
    Reply Report

  • didnt have a wine key when needed once. used a butter knife to unscrew a handle off a drawer and use it to open the bottle with the help of a coat hanger. wisconsin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:31pm
    123 82
    Reply Report

  • it wasn't in a dorm room it was at a house.....and it was amazing hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:42pm
    134 104
    Reply Report

  • hahahaha I was there for this... and it was amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:17pm
    129 98
    Reply Report

  • 909!!! they prolly either go to the university of redlands or cal state san bernardino

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:54pm
    120 82
    Reply Report

  • also can make nice pipes out of potatos...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:56pm
    123 90
    Reply Report

  • I hope you had vodka. Best/worst shot glass=banana peel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:10pm
    133 110
    Reply Report

  • yup not a dorm room... and it was freaking awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:16pm
    129 108
    Reply Report

  • leave dan quayle alone. at least he's getting an education now

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:23pm
    138 126
    Reply Report

  • If you drink vodka with it, its like recursion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:02pm
    118 87
    Reply Report

  • necessity is the mother of invention.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:05am
    133 118
    Reply Report

  • this makes me 10x potatoes more excited for college

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:48pm
    129 113
    Reply Report

  • Quayle is having a ball right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:22pm
    127 114
    Reply Report

  • ok im finding you and your going to be the guy we keep in the closet till its party time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:56am
    113 87
    Reply Report

  • Were you out of shot glasses and you just happen to see a potato and go "This will do." If you did, you are my hero and God bless you. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:38am
    117 97
    Reply Report

  • And can't spell "potato"...ultimate fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:25pm
    111 86
    Reply Report

  • 4:26 i believe that story is suppose to be posted on fml, wrong site buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:42pm
    121 106
    Reply Report

  • The very first text ever was made by Dan Quayle. Amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:49pm
    120 107
    Reply Report

  • We need a little less drinking from potato-shot glasses, and a little more class time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:03pm
    121 110
    Reply Report

  • Try a new high!!!! XD

    Submitted by untakenalias on Jul 11, 11 at 3:15am
    102 73
    Reply Report

  • we had a shot glass. this was just better. and measured to be exactly one shot!! SUCCESS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:25am
    123 115
    Reply Report

  • Is that you Dan Quayle??? Because you sure have his spelling abilities

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:24am
    112 94
    Reply Report

  • I now know about five ways to make a shot glass. Valuable life skills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:29pm
    110 90
    Reply Report

  • More fun are ice cube shot glass trays. You usually can find water around the house in a shot glass shortage emergency.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:43am
    128 126
    Reply Report

  • just drink it out of the damn bottle...geez

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:12pm
    120 110
    Reply Report

  • comment above me = WIN! I give the texter points for ingenuity... but who has a potato at college?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:43pm
    115 102
    Reply Report

  • what kind of college kid has a potato but not a shot glass... weak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:49am
    121 115
    Reply Report

  • When I was in college, we made pipes out of potatoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:39pm
    113 107
    Reply Report

  • And how is this a low?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:49pm
    122 125
    Reply Report

  • i have no idea who did this, but you're my new hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:00pm
    106 96
    Reply Report

  • in Soviet Russia potato is all we have to drink out of

    Submitted by saddman5 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:38am
    93 71
    Reply Report

  • Seriously, who has a potato readily available in their dorm room?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:53pm
    118 121
    Reply Report

  • Really? You're criticizing the spelling in TEXT message. Find something better to do with your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:14pm
    114 114
    Reply Report

  • we had a potato shot glass too... it stays in the freezer... we're that awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:15pm
    113 112
    Reply Report

  • the low is being in college and misspelling potato

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:18am
    102 92
    Reply Report

  • That's pretty ingenious, really. I wouldn't call that a low

    Submitted by jom133 on Apr 30, 10 at 1:17am
    102 93
    Reply Report

  • I open mouth kissed a horse once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:26pm
    114 117
    Reply Report

  • Please tell me you ate the potato when you guys got the munchies later that night. That'll be fucking amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:36pm
    109 107
    Reply Report

  • 7:72 I laughed. Alot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:55am
    108 106
    Reply Report

  • Moonshine is made out of potatoes. Watch the movie The Great Escape with Steve McQueen. Not only a good movie but they make pure moonshine out of potatoes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:18am
    116 122
    Reply Report

  • College also reaches a new low when people are admitted that can't spell "potato"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:41pm
    98 88
    Reply Report

  • This happens in idaho a lot.

    Submitted by zaneage on Apr 3, 10 at 6:12pm
    96 88
    Reply Report

  • Dicon radishes make great cups as well. and they are large enough you can almost make pint glasses out of them. not to mention other obscene things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:19am
    109 114
    Reply Report
ADVERTISEMENT