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  what happened last night?

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  u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style

  (718): View more from New York

  that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

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• 11:40, I believe that the term is forcibly shoved his erect penis into her vagina and ejaculated while screaming "GET THE ALLSPARK".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:01pm

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• Lol true or not. Just try to imagine the scene

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:52am

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• sounds like he put his floppy disk in her disc drive

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:40pm

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• Fucking hilarious...i love it...i love optimus prime =]

  Submitted by Darth_Vibrator on Apr 9, 10 at 4:24pm

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• Thumbs up to whoever did this lmao

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:28am

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• Autobots, ENGAGE! Arming auxhilary cannon!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:18pm

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• Haha, that is great

  Submitted by cloudfire on Mar 9, 10 at 3:36pm

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• 6:09pm, and you're an ugly virgin.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:21pm

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• I LOVE TRANSFORMERS!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:11pm

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• HAHAHA! How much alcohol does it take to make this happen?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:56pm

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• AHAHAHAHA...I am laughing so hard cause im a HUGE transformers fan, and wished I could've said this!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:01pm

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• No one said you had to. So why do people like you have this app? Just enjoy the funny shit stop bitching.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:49am

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• totally gonna do this next time.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:03pm

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• amazing lol

  Submitted by Saint23 on Jun 5, 10 at 3:24pm

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• hhaha i found this VERY funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:48am

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• ROFFFFFLLLLL!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 4:43am

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• Fuckin love this one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:44am

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• 8:49AM, I agree, who cares if it's really true, its funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:14am

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• Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Funniest one I've seen on this site so far xD hahahahahaha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:09pm

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• man I wish this wasn't fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:05pm

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• hahahaha this just made my day.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:11pm

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• Yeah, except that it's from SNL.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:54am

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• 2:32- wow..

  Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 7, 10 at 1:47am

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• I agree, it was better when I saw it the first time with Megan Fox on SNL. "Optimus, it happened again, you've transformed again!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:35am

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• BEAST MODE!

  Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 21, 10 at 4:19am

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• wait. so. there were FOUR parties involved here? two innocent bystanders (texter #2, roommate), and the two having sex optimus prime style? bullpoop sandwiches, i say.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:44pm

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• Lmfao!!! That is awesome!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:26am

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• epic shyttttttttttt

  Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 1:36am

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• Gotta Love New York Babbbyyy!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:13pm

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• I wish I could have sex with a robot. Motor oil makes great lube. He would fill me up with his mechanical robot penis and then he could fill me up with hydraulic fluid when he came... The government needs to start letting NASA sell the sex robots though because Im tired of sex with the lawmnowers.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:32am

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• I just don't believe half the shit on this site. This one included

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:43am

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• LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:09am

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• That's fuckin hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:43pm

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• There are no words to explain how much I enjoyed this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:22am

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• Hshahahahahahahah holy shit this is love

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:51pm

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• Ahahaaaahaaa almost as good as startrek sex

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:04pm

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• Jake wants to know what "optimus prime" style is...he didn't get the joke

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:30am

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• This is fucking hilarious! Hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:36pm

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• impossible conversation! never happened.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:52am

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