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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.

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Hmmm. 2 men or a very adventurous straight couple???

Submitted by kls122672 on Jul 7, 10 at 9:39am

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"ugh you're such a pain in my ass."

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:55am

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Here batter batter batter batter SWING

Submitted by Mercen on Jul 7, 10 at 10:03am

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AWESOME. :)

Submitted by thwei on Jul 7, 10 at 10:15am

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Mjmmac, it's homophobes not homophones. I agree, but you now look like the uneducated trash.

Submitted by easye23 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:59am

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- Take one second, look down, and realize that the "B" and "N keys are literally neighbors. Then take another moment to realize that you are a moron. That is all.
  
  Submitted by inifekt on Jul 7, 10 at 1:49pm
  
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- or whatever hes using auto corrected him
  
  Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 7, 10 at 4:36pm
  
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talk about performance anxiety..wow

Submitted by chw63 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:31am

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Gäy FTW

Submitted by darkdraco on Jul 7, 10 at 11:30am

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this made my day.

Submitted by raykay90 on Jul 7, 10 at 2:09pm

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- It didn't make you hole weak ?
  
  Submitted by Brj833 on Jun 28, 11 at 8:10am
  
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Gays ftw

Submitted by eternity on Jul 7, 10 at 4:53pm

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Homophones make me laugh....fuck off you uneducated worthless morons

Submitted by mjmmac on Jul 7, 10 at 11:26am

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- I know, me too...nothing is funnier than rose vs. rows or seen vs. scene....I can go on.
  
  Submitted by anon33 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:50pm
  
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- surely this is intentional...?
  
  Submitted by jltc on Jul 7, 10 at 2:45pm
  
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Maybe they are really playing catch. No one knows for sure

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 8, 10 at 12:42am

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- With their erections?
  
  Submitted by HollyBee on Oct 13, 10 at 4:27am
  
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Oops sorry....auto correct is a bitch. Homophobes!

Submitted by mjmmac on Jul 7, 10 at 4:45pm

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But it's night! You can't play baseball in the dark sillyhead!

Submitted by liledzo5 on Jul 11, 10 at 9:49pm

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Yay for boys town Chicago ;)

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 7, 10 at 12:20pm

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- ...or DeKalb
  
  Submitted by Marleigh on Jul 7, 10 at 6:11pm
  
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You go!

Submitted by carrottop816 on Jul 7, 10 at 2:58pm

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It's the league of extra-horny gentlemen

Submitted by TheJohnnyFine on Jul 8, 10 at 3:36am

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That's hilarious

Submitted by babe on Jul 9, 10 at 5:18pm

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Woo hoo you go

Submitted by draco90 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:52pm

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Gays ftw

Submitted by TommyP on Jul 8, 10 at 10:48am

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Love it oxford st Australia represent

Submitted by aussie_axle on Jul 7, 10 at 3:43pm

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I do not understand this. What is meant by "catching?"

Submitted by axeb on Jul 12, 10 at 3:38am

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Oh this is the best one ever. YAY! ♥ tha rainbows

Submitted by FreshyFresh on Jul 8, 10 at 12:39am

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Ewwwww. Gag

Submitted by givemecake on Jul 7, 10 at 1:43pm

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Wtf..? O.o

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:35am

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Hahaha i like this chick. Ima start tellin my guy this

Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 7, 10 at 9:39am

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- What makes you think this is a girl?? Lmao
  
  Submitted by freckleface on Jul 7, 10 at 9:41am
  
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Typical Americans. Go Sweeden

Submitted by ILIKETRAINS on Jul 7, 10 at 11:09am

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cataching... basenall??

Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 7, 10 at 9:48am

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- the act of receiving anal sex = catching, also get a spell check
  
  Submitted by KITTYK on Jul 7, 10 at 10:21am
  
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  - No, Catching is the act of someone being came on. Receiving anal sex (in respect to the homosexual community)is "bottoming".
    
    Submitted by rolsen02 on Oct 8, 11 at 3:36pm
    
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  - Receiving anal sex = bottoming\nCatching = Being came on
    
    Submitted by rolsen02 on Oct 8, 11 at 3:37pm
    
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Submitted by kls122672 on Jul 7, 10 at 9:39am

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:55am

Submitted by Mercen on Jul 7, 10 at 10:03am

Submitted by thwei on Jul 7, 10 at 10:15am

Submitted by easye23 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:59am

Submitted by inifekt on Jul 7, 10 at 1:49pm

Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 7, 10 at 4:36pm

Submitted by chw63 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:31am

Submitted by darkdraco on Jul 7, 10 at 11:30am

Submitted by raykay90 on Jul 7, 10 at 2:09pm

Submitted by Brj833 on Jun 28, 11 at 8:10am

Submitted by eternity on Jul 7, 10 at 4:53pm

Submitted by mjmmac on Jul 7, 10 at 11:26am

Submitted by anon33 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:50pm

Submitted by jltc on Jul 7, 10 at 2:45pm

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 8, 10 at 12:42am

Submitted by HollyBee on Oct 13, 10 at 4:27am

Submitted by mjmmac on Jul 7, 10 at 4:45pm

Submitted by liledzo5 on Jul 11, 10 at 9:49pm

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 7, 10 at 12:20pm

Submitted by Marleigh on Jul 7, 10 at 6:11pm

Submitted by carrottop816 on Jul 7, 10 at 2:58pm

Submitted by TheJohnnyFine on Jul 8, 10 at 3:36am

Submitted by babe on Jul 9, 10 at 5:18pm

Submitted by draco90 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:52pm

Submitted by TommyP on Jul 8, 10 at 10:48am

Submitted by aussie_axle on Jul 7, 10 at 3:43pm

Submitted by axeb on Jul 12, 10 at 3:38am

Submitted by FreshyFresh on Jul 8, 10 at 12:39am

Submitted by givemecake on Jul 7, 10 at 1:43pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:35am

Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 7, 10 at 9:39am

Submitted by freckleface on Jul 7, 10 at 9:41am

Submitted by ILIKETRAINS on Jul 7, 10 at 11:09am

Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 7, 10 at 9:48am

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