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  So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.

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  Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?

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  Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome

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• i would love him more for this...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:43pm

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• Wtf.. Makes no sense yo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:13pm

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• Eh, the guys sounds like douchebags. 3:25, you would love a man more if he was a belligerent dick? Wow.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:28pm

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• sounds just like my bf :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:03pm

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• Wow, above all what I take away is that she sounds like a total idiot for a) going into the men's bathroom to hunt down a drunk and b) being with said loser drunk to begin with. Talk about deserving each other. I smell 12-step programs in their future, failed of course.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:58pm

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• Someone needs to spell this out for me... Why was he saying she was 'trying too hard?"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:59pm

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• I see welfare children in the near future for this lovely couple.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:10am

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• This is fucking hilarious. It's always a magical moment when you first recognize someone as a fellow degenerate.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:46pm

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• I dont think anyone knows the answer to that question.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:03pm

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• I found this hilarious! haha. I would not think less of the guy, but I would laugh at him for weeks afterward.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:31pm

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• "Eh, the guys sounds like douchebags." Actually, this is a story from my group of GIRLfriends....hahahaha...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:32pm

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• By far the stupidest text in the history of this site. Are we just posting idle conversation now?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:38pm

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• This is awesome and I'm a girl... I would love him more after a hysterical night like this!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:25pm

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• He will be kissing her ass for awhile after this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:31pm

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• This is kind of heartwarming. I wish one of my pussy friends would have a night like this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:21pm

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• the "trying to hard" line sounds like he was wasted making a joke, in which case huge win

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:22pm

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• What a dirty asshole, hopefully she dumps him.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:14pm

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• that's cape cod for you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:21pm

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