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  She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis

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  Every man deserves at least one moment like that

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• No wonder she nicknamed you T-Rex

  Submitted by Phys on Feb 9, 11 at 2:27pm

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  • brilliant, Phys

    Submitted by said8ED on Feb 9, 11 at 3:04pm

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• I'm sorry to hear your arm is small and withered.

  Submitted by Michguy on Feb 9, 11 at 3:27pm

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• its all fun and games till she says "there is NO way that thing is going to fit" :(

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 9, 11 at 5:43pm

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• Hell, every WOMAN deserves a moment like that!

  Submitted by PartyGalAnne on Feb 10, 11 at 2:01am

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• what a dumb submission. sounds like something a 15 year old made up.

  Submitted by thebatman on Feb 9, 11 at 2:19pm

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• Don't get me wrong I love a big penis but if it gets to the point where the guy is bragging to his male friends about his sick size then he is just a tool

  Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 9, 11 at 11:44pm

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• Yes. Every man does need a moment like that.

  Submitted by XZero on Feb 9, 11 at 2:15pm

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• i call bullshit

  Submitted by Rodeo1 on Feb 9, 11 at 6:40pm

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• Why does everyone diss tfln it's like u think everything on fml is funny or mlia? It's like if it makes u laugh that's all that matters. So sit down and stfu

  Submitted by landonmetz on Feb 10, 11 at 2:07am

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• is this the butler from scary movie 2?!

  Submitted by rooster92 on Feb 10, 11 at 1:37am

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• What was thi bitch blind..?

  Submitted by socercraft23 on Feb 9, 11 at 9:22pm

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• No that was ur umbilical cord

  Submitted by jeqdc on Feb 9, 11 at 10:21pm

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• if your bragging about size, its cause you have very little size.

  Submitted by steeldude on Feb 10, 11 at 10:02am

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• Huge tool ;)

  Submitted by p5ychic on Feb 10, 11 at 3:56am

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• I'm trynna meet you..

  Submitted by CumGuzzler on Feb 9, 11 at 10:49pm

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• Nicee

  Submitted by thebeast04 on Feb 14, 11 at 5:15pm

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• I have had a similar experience.

  Submitted by bedrock_txt on Feb 10, 11 at 2:41am

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• Once in a life-time chance

  Submitted by ninjaman181 on Feb 9, 11 at 11:00pm

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• I lol'd irl lyontamer.

  Submitted by Pwnx on Feb 9, 11 at 10:40pm

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• ya right...do guys really brag to each other like this?

  Submitted by all_nighter on Feb 11, 11 at 8:32pm

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• What he forgot to mention is that he has pencil arms to go along with his pencil dick

  Submitted by snackattack on Feb 13, 11 at 11:03pm

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• I'm hung like a premature baby, and proud of it.\n\n10-1/2 inches and nearly three pounds!

  Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 9, 11 at 8:51pm

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• landonmetz is mad I'm picking on his submission. Hey landonmetz, Fuck you. Try harder next time. Oh and learn English.

  Submitted by thebatman on Feb 11, 11 at 2:32am

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• That is almost as physically impossible as it is immature.

  Submitted by MikeMillering on Feb 10, 11 at 7:38pm

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• Who still says penis???

  Submitted by dsmith8403 on Feb 9, 11 at 9:31pm

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• I love those moments!

  Submitted by claireaurelie on Feb 10, 11 at 12:04pm

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• Yea they do!

  Submitted by togatoga on Mar 29, 13 at 10:28pm

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