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  if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous

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• Definition of true friendship.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:53pm

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• Girls. Let me break it down for you. Guys are the ones wanting to get some. You need to initiate it because as guys, we never know where girls stand. Some girls (like the OP) want to fool around. Some girls get really offended and pissed off when we try to initiate it. How the hell are we supposed to know.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:14pm

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• Charles Rutherford thinks u can't steal first base but you sure can steal home!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:52pm

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• What guy doesn't want action? What an idiot! Unless it's a fat chick!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:46pm

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• OOH! OOH! Me next! Do me next!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:20pm

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• Now guys, I am not funny. -Jim

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:43pm

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• 8:14- WOW! U really DID say that!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:46pm

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• Hate these intefering friends. I'll do them and they'll do me at my own, sometimes medium pace.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:48pm

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• Hahaha. If your friends phone wasn't autocorrecting so nicely, this wouldve been hecka funny. What a great friend :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:03am

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• Yes i really did. And judging by the 11-1 thumbs ratio...it appears as if i'm not alone in this reasoning.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:21pm

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• Yeah (949) area code that is where I am from =]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:57am

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• gotta love the classy oc

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:10pm

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• Just bang this chick already, even if you have to put a bag over her head.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:49pm

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• Now guys, I really enjoy taking it in the ass, but I sure do use a prophalactic. Wouldn't want to catch anything and lose my productive life of pointing out obvious things. -Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:41pm

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• Hahaha good one :) gotta live your girlfriends :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:23am

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• I totally agree with 8:14. The world would be a better place if girls just listen to his advice.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:05am

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• He's just not that into you(r fugly friend).

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:30pm

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• Now guys, this isn't funny. You shouldn't force your friend to have sex with this fellow if one of them isn't prepared. Let nature take its course. -Jim

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:42pm

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  • it wasnt a forcefull thing...

    Submitted by samantha17 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:30pm

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• jim who are you b/c this text is about a jim...

  Submitted by samantha17 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:26pm

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• Wait wait wait is she the big fat friend the frag that if you jump on you might end up married if so run fucker run get away from that M.O.A.B. As fast as your legs can carry you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:29am

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• This is something my friend would say to me about me and my guy friend.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:10am

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• 8:06PM - yes! hahaha i agree.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:26pm

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• AHAHAHAH. this made me giggle. ps. 7.45 fails

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:03pm

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• That's a good friend

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:23am

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• Unless ur ugly 8:14s got it

  Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 21, 10 at 8:57pm

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• haha i definitely sent this text!!!! :)

  Submitted by abbysteiny on Apr 27, 10 at 4:33pm

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• I wanna say this to my friend allllll the time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:52pm

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