i didn't know you could actually shit your pants, but i have one friend, she's this beautiful girl, but she always passes out and lets out these uncontrollable, loud farts the whole time
there's a girl from my school that walked into a party, took 3 shots over the course of 2 minutes, did not drink anything else && shit in her pants 5 minutes later.
she then proceeded to laugh about it that monday at school.
so this REALLY popular guy turned around in class && said, "hey shitpants, you no longer have the right to speak freely anymore. you literally shit that away."
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