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  dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one

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• Rule: Marry the one that swallows. Always.

  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 9:18am

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  • All of them? But I'm not mormon.

    Submitted by Vintageboyy on Aug 20, 10 at 2:23pm

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    • Mormon joke? But it's not the 80's. =]

      Submitted by Saibot on Aug 20, 10 at 7:45pm

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• She's an angel

  Submitted by ATSC13 on Aug 20, 10 at 9:08am

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• Dude really? That's all it takes to score some commitment? Why hasn't my boyfriend proposed yet?

  Submitted by xnewxfacex on Aug 20, 10 at 3:41pm

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  • i know, right? like it's something serious.

    Submitted by kendykane on Aug 23, 10 at 6:58am

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• Keeper

  Submitted by nmstew on Aug 20, 10 at 9:07am

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• Lovely

  Submitted by cheesewhiz on Aug 20, 10 at 9:14am

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• i don't get what the big deal is? are you guys honestly telling me that there are still whores out there that spit? what's the point of giving head if you refuse to do it right?

  Submitted by kendykane on Aug 20, 10 at 3:05pm

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• Not sure how this is in any way a bad night!!!! Put a ring on it kid!!!! Do it for men all over the world!

  Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Aug 20, 10 at 11:04am

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• The only thing that could possibly mess this up is wedding cake. For some reason it ends the blowjobs.

  Submitted by midnightCereal on Aug 20, 10 at 7:20pm

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• a guy would marry a girl just because she has the ability to swallow? wow high standards and completely not shallow!

  Submitted by wtfyo on Aug 21, 10 at 12:05am

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• It's a trap nutt and run

  Submitted by peoplehater on Aug 20, 10 at 9:25am

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• Where did you find her and does she have a sister?

  Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 20, 10 at 4:03pm

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• Outfuckingstanding.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 11:32am

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• guaranteed shots to mouth now whenever you want. you've got her dick-whipped

  Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 20, 10 at 9:35am

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• This sounds like something I would do. Lol I can't help how classy I am! XD

  Submitted by codegrl on Aug 20, 10 at 11:49am

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  • i love you

    Submitted by Domlee23 on Aug 27, 10 at 9:54pm

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• keepin it classy, Missouri.

  Submitted by lovestruckk on Aug 20, 10 at 11:01am

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• Love her already

  Submitted by shady11 on Aug 20, 10 at 9:10am

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• Ahaha def a keeper. :)

  Submitted by mjo on Aug 20, 10 at 9:15am

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• Never had a girl not swallow. 25/25. True story.

  Submitted by urrrrdunn on Aug 20, 10 at 4:30pm

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• Lucky bastard!

  Submitted by is3al on Aug 20, 10 at 11:45am

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• who said she swallowed? she could have spit it back out! Also, what is the big deal if a bitch swallows?

  Submitted by babe975 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:14pm

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• whatever, she was just trying to get you to finish.

  Submitted by heyitsamber on Aug 20, 10 at 10:28pm

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• *applause*

  Submitted by SovietMotherland on Aug 20, 10 at 11:14am

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• i swallow. i'm definitely not married hahah

  Submitted by mle11 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:05am

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• Swallowing is easier. No cleanup after. Duh.

  Submitted by cinderblocksex on Aug 20, 10 at 7:00pm

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• That shit ALWAYS ends after you marry them. Live in sin, it's far more rewarding.

  Submitted by bigsacguy on Aug 26, 10 at 11:38am

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• Keep her

  Submitted by wolfmist187 on Aug 20, 10 at 7:37pm

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• Had an ex named Amber from this area code that was a dirty whore. Hope this ain't her cause it sounds like it. If it is, better run while you have the chance. She will cheat on you.

  Submitted by zealous on Aug 20, 10 at 1:43pm

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• Tell her you want her to have your kids...all over her face

  Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 21, 10 at 10:40am

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• Haha I say that all the time. lol

  Submitted by kaileykela on Aug 21, 10 at 4:17am

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• Look see how cutie!!!!

  Submitted by chastine on Aug 20, 10 at 9:23am

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• giving head right should be enough. some men dont taste good (ex husband) some are awesome (boyfriend)

  Submitted by missbitch84 on Aug 21, 10 at 12:39pm

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• Something about this just makes me think this girl is diseased... keep your dick a safe distance from this one.

  Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 20, 10 at 12:29pm

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• She did that to keep you from asking for anal. If not she's a keeper. If so kick her to the curb.

  Submitted by bloodyfuck on Aug 20, 10 at 1:56pm

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• Ah such low atanders

  Submitted by MissGi on Aug 20, 10 at 12:46pm

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• Beware the snowball. Look up "slang term snowball" if that doesn't make sense.

  Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 20, 10 at 11:09am

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• Your mom pulled the same move on me except I shot it in her eye bitch had it cummin though. Said I love you takin my load and walked out

  Submitted by tommysalami on Aug 20, 10 at 11:01am

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• Ya I love your girl friend

  Submitted by 0421 on Feb 17, 12 at 3:57pm

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• She shouldn't bother doing it if she's not doing it properly. But keep her anyway :)

  Submitted by missmissie on Nov 15, 10 at 6:43am

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• Oh fuck the rulebook is back...

  Submitted by Nahvis on Aug 21, 10 at 2:01am

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• Hold on to her for sure.

  Submitted by dumsumbitch on Aug 21, 10 at 9:13am

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• I've done this and I am now engaged!! Result! Lol

  Submitted by bumbleb1987 on Aug 21, 10 at 8:38am

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• only a bitch could dislike this, own it while you can and look on the bright side, if she turns out to be a cheating whore then she just gave you the right to do the same. win win!

  Submitted by getwhatuget on Aug 20, 10 at 1:59pm

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• Wow that's awesome but messed up

  Submitted by Foodisgood on Aug 22, 10 at 5:04am

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• Fuck her throat dry

  Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 8:03am

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• Soo fake u b trollin

  Submitted by pballinurface on Aug 25, 10 at 11:06am

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• Total lack of class.

  Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 20, 10 at 9:42am

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• 11:49- love the sarcasm.

  Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 8:06am

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• Fake

  Submitted by Johnny_Ballgame1 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:09pm

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• That's cute!!

  Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:14pm

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• I was told stories FROM my girl about how she used to swallow her ex....but she refuses to even go down on me...

  Submitted by hotcarl23hc on Jul 1, 13 at 5:47pm

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