Only Americans would turn something like Halloween into a reason to dress like sluts and drink a week in advance Halloween is for kids grow the fuck up and do something with your lives
Remember that fat kid in junior high that nobody every talked to but he always hung around?
You know who I'm talking about. The kid that had to have every joke explained to him because he was too fucking stupid to put it together. Then he would say, "oh i get it now because...blah blah blah" and reiterate the joke back to everyone else who already got the joke.
Yeah, that little oinker grew up, his name is Jeff.
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