I would have said, "fuck yes I'm being serious right now. you are already throwing me out so what the fuck does it matter, I won't be your problem anymore."
TaylorColeman has a small penis and wears Affliction t-shirts and most likely drinks jäger bombs when he's not carrying around gallon jugs of water and shooting d-balls into his quads.
I had a bouncer try to throw me out without letting me finish my drink precisely one time. I held him against a wall with one hand while calmly finishing, then handed it to him like he was a butler and calmly walked out. Moral of the story? Just because they hired you to check IDs doesn't make you Randy Coutoure there Butch.
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