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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

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I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

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Playoffs. This shit is serious.

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Turned down a booty call in the playoffs

Submitted by heffer_24 on Apr 17, 10 at 10:30am

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Hockey fan! Whoop whoop!!

Submitted by nada on Apr 17, 10 at 1:18pm

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248, GO WINGS!!!

Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 17, 10 at 10:25am

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Kinda dissapointed nobody said it yet..... Go sabres!!

Submitted by thedundunna72 on Apr 19, 10 at 2:23pm

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Go hawks

Submitted by future_USMC on Apr 19, 10 at 9:37pm

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Go Pens!!! 412!!

Submitted by nick3 on Apr 18, 10 at 12:41am

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5:59 Good on you

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 6:02pm

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Pens!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 1:16pm

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Hell ya go hockey

Submitted by stark2113 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:28am

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Fuck the Wings! its all about the Kings...the wings are just like the Yankees...how about everyone cheers for the team thats young and never won a cup?

Submitted by Hawk21 on Apr 17, 10 at 4:27pm

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- Hawk21....first off the wings won the cup in 2008 (that's 2 years ago if you can't count backwards) 2nd: before you blab about shit you don't understand, at least do some fucking research first :)
  
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  - how about you try to comprehend what Im saying first? Im saying the wings shouldnt win this year. the Kings should and I know my history Kings have never won dipshit
    
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go flyers! Fuck pens!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 3:21pm

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Showering bitches with champagne from the Cup.

Submitted by McBoogerballs on Apr 17, 10 at 11:01am

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It's all about the SHARKS.

Submitted by niniface64 on Apr 18, 10 at 3:17am

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Devils babyy

Submitted by ohirawr on Apr 17, 10 at 4:23pm

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SHARKS!!!!!SHARKS!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 18, 10 at 6:36am

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Canucks waaat

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 1:47pm

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Ovenchkin licks Russian balls

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 5:21am

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Same here GO WINGS!!

Submitted by ggas420 on Apr 17, 10 at 11:26am

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only in HOCKEYTOWN! 586 boy! GO WINGS BRING THE CUP HOME!!!

Submitted by 2blunts4one on Apr 29, 10 at 1:31am

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Go wings!

Submitted by atdhockey on Apr 18, 10 at 2:37pm

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Everyone knows that playoff hockey > sex anyway.

Submitted by ginaofconnsmythe on Apr 19, 10 at 1:41am

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smart move

Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 17, 10 at 10:16am

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So I know this guy...he showed me these texts. Is that something to be proud of?!

Submitted by aauk on May 6, 10 at 9:21am

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Go flyers fuck the devils

Submitted by communistcanada on Apr 17, 10 at 9:07pm

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LET'S GO BRUINS!!!

Submitted by bruins1337 on Apr 18, 10 at 10:48am

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We'll be flinging octopussies in Detroit for the next two months. Go Wings!

Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 18, 10 at 1:34am

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Hawk21....first off the wings won the cup in 2008 (that's 2 years ago if you can't count backwards) 2nd: before you blab about shit you don't understand, at least do some fucking research first :)

Submitted by wingnut30 on Apr 17, 10 at 5:53pm

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Great night <3

Submitted by rainbowstealer on Apr 19, 10 at 1:05am

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go pens!

Submitted by doc23 on Apr 17, 10 at 3:02pm

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248 wings!!!!

Submitted by treesap46 on Apr 17, 10 at 12:25pm

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Go Coyotes! My favorite former NHL doormat team is gonna fuck up the Wings. Fuck a red wing, holmstrom looks like a horse.

Submitted by 51sports on Apr 17, 10 at 8:54pm

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No one can fuck with the Sedins, and Crosbys a bitch

Submitted by 172233 on Apr 17, 10 at 5:59pm

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Did the same last night...told her to go play pong till the game was over hahaha

Submitted by littlegords on Apr 17, 10 at 12:59pm

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Devils devils devils all the way babyyyy!

Submitted by spam on Apr 17, 10 at 3:40pm

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Go Pens!!!!

Submitted by beyonce17 on Apr 17, 10 at 1:14pm

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RANGERS!!!!!

Submitted by Alli_Tomlinson on Jun 10, 12 at 11:47am

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Save the sexting till after the playoff games of the day. And go out with a bang having sex after the championship game

Submitted by hammer4 on Apr 20, 10 at 1:00am

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BLACKHAWKS!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 11:21am

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Avs.

Submitted by bigred1983 on Apr 18, 10 at 12:03am

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Goooo Red Wings!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 1:24pm

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Drove from Vegas to see the wings play the coyotes!! Go wings!!!!

Submitted by gibbles702 on Apr 17, 10 at 2:37pm

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I'm such a Wings fanatic I sent a similar text! This shit IS serious!! Detroit for the win!!!

Submitted by spurtiic on Apr 17, 10 at 8:05pm

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Go Caps Go.

Submitted by piggiesgowoof on Apr 17, 10 at 2:26pm

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Fuck the wings!!! Go aves!!!

Submitted by TPWltdFSU on Apr 17, 10 at 12:15pm

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Flyers all the way baby! Fuck the Devils and then Penguins, 856 all day. Thanks for letting that easy game winner in last night Brodeur, way to make youself look bad.. saved us some energy.

Submitted by ThatdudeJaZy on Apr 19, 10 at 2:02pm

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He'll ya! Man after my own heart!

Submitted by dividedskys on Apr 17, 10 at 6:08pm

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What the fuck is uppppp, let's go Pens.

Submitted by eyeheart87 on Apr 18, 10 at 5:10pm

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Fuck the wings and Crosby. Go Ovie and go Avs!

Submitted by kcampagnola12 on Apr 18, 10 at 10:25am

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Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

Submitted by sex4rn on Apr 17, 10 at 11:59pm

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first(:

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 10:15am

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wings and pens can suck a fat juicy cock... picture it. CANNNNNUCCCCKKKKSSS

Submitted by mitchell on Apr 17, 10 at 1:01pm

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- Kings!
  
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WOW!!! just cuz theres playoffs no sexting!!! LAME!!

Submitted by vicky17 on Jun 4, 10 at 7:33pm

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Screw crosby GO PHILLY

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 7:41pm

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Epic

Submitted by GuppyGuppy on Dec 15, 11 at 1:00am

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HAWKKKSSSSSSS

Submitted by gettheledout7 on Oct 26, 10 at 6:28pm

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