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(520): View more from Arizona

remember, YOU ARE A WINNER

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my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.

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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.

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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?

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