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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.

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Meredith from the office?

Submitted by meowhat69 on Apr 12, 10 at 10:07pm

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- Thanks for not saying 1st.
  
  Submitted by 04stx on Apr 12, 10 at 10:22pm
  
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I wonder if Bath and Bodyworks hand sanitizers would be like a mixed drink for that guy.

Submitted by AtTheGym on Apr 13, 10 at 12:19am

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He has the cleanest throat in the ward!

Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 12, 10 at 10:43pm

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Bacon cures alcoholism until you finish the bacon.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 10:24pm

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can't you die from that?

Submitted by ladygagaaa on Apr 13, 10 at 12:07am

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Haha I watched that one

Submitted by AshStarr83 on Apr 12, 10 at 10:30pm

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That's really sad. I feel bad for the guy.

Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 12, 10 at 10:20pm

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I saw that one !!

Submitted by caisey656 on Apr 14, 10 at 1:57am

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In soviet russia the hand sanitizer drinks you.

Submitted by jake53142 on Apr 13, 10 at 5:41pm

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So who wants some waffles?

Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 13, 10 at 4:25am

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Meowhat69, you watch the office too? Sounds like Meredith allright

Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 12, 10 at 10:13pm

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desperate times call for desperate measures

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 11:28pm

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Haha my area code.

Submitted by anonymous31 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:26pm

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- ahaha yep i submitted it. fenton.
  
  Submitted by eightONEohyep on Apr 14, 10 at 2:33pm
  
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Haha I've seen that episode!!:)

Submitted by fiiggy on Apr 12, 10 at 11:02pm

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Omg I saw that one!! That's so nasty. Poor guy :(

Submitted by ducky514 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:55pm

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Black people.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 10:24pm

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Won't you'll go blind from drinking it? It's like antifreeze.

Submitted by deaxter on Apr 12, 10 at 11:27pm

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- You are a complete idiot. No, you won't go blind. No, it is not like antifreeze.
  
  Submitted by 04stx on Apr 13, 10 at 12:24am
  
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I saw that one! Hahahaha

Submitted by brandycheifer on Apr 13, 10 at 1:28am

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The office = <3

Submitted by lindsey1023420 on Apr 12, 10 at 10:17pm

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So who wants some waffles?

Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 13, 10 at 4:24am

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I saw that one too!! Reminded me of a girl I knew who came out here to Cali to go to rehab... And since there was no liquor around... She drank a whole big bottle of listerine and almost died. Classy gal.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:01am

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That was me, fuck

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 11:21pm

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I've seen that one! Anthony right?

Submitted by phatcatt on Apr 13, 10 at 3:08am

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Fucking great!

Submitted by SkanteWarrior on Apr 13, 10 at 1:48am

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Sad...

Submitted by tswiftie on Apr 13, 10 at 6:59am

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The alcohol in hand sanitizer is called isopropyl; the alcohol in beer is called ethanol. I wouldn't be in any hurry to ingest isopropyl, as it displaces water in your cells, which disrupts many of your body processes. Yes 12:24, isopropyl causes blindness.

Submitted by Dontwantto2 on Jun 4, 11 at 7:20pm

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*Won't you

Submitted by deaxter on Apr 12, 10 at 11:37pm

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@ 12.19 lol :)

Submitted by mamarainie on Apr 13, 10 at 4:33am

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Submitted by meowhat69 on Apr 12, 10 at 10:07pm

Submitted by 04stx on Apr 12, 10 at 10:22pm

Submitted by AtTheGym on Apr 13, 10 at 12:19am

Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 12, 10 at 10:43pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 10:24pm

Submitted by ladygagaaa on Apr 13, 10 at 12:07am

Submitted by AshStarr83 on Apr 12, 10 at 10:30pm

Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 12, 10 at 10:20pm

Submitted by caisey656 on Apr 14, 10 at 1:57am

Submitted by jake53142 on Apr 13, 10 at 5:41pm

Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 13, 10 at 4:25am

Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 12, 10 at 10:13pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 11:28pm

Submitted by anonymous31 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:26pm

Submitted by eightONEohyep on Apr 14, 10 at 2:33pm

Submitted by fiiggy on Apr 12, 10 at 11:02pm

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Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 10:24pm

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