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  They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.

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  Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.

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  You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.

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• Not sure it works like that... If a guy makes me feel self-conscious, the LAST thing I want to do is sleep with him. He may get punched in the face, though..

  Submitted by summer11 on Jul 23, 10 at 11:17am

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  • that's because you have self respect, where as the girls he is aiming for, do not.

    Submitted by Viper3 on Jul 23, 10 at 11:22am

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    • true...

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 29, 10 at 11:53pm

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• Fir...awe shit

  Submitted by takla on Jul 23, 10 at 11:09am

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• Maybe I'm a dumb dude who's seen too much porn, but if 2 girls ask you to help them shop for lingerie, is it possible they're thinking threesome?

  Submitted by necrocat on Jul 23, 10 at 4:04pm

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  • I'd be thinking you've now entered the inescapable friend-zone more than anything.

    Submitted by RyanM on Jul 24, 10 at 2:16am

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    • Not necessarily to both of you... Although the signs are a bit confusing.

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 29, 10 at 11:55pm

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• Best sister advice EVER

  Submitted by jasboo on Jul 23, 10 at 11:28am

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• Coolest sister ever!

  Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 23, 10 at 11:58am

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• and the Sister of the Year award goes to...!!

  Submitted by stevebauer on Jul 23, 10 at 12:43pm

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• Way to be, dfw

  Submitted by butterf1yy on Jul 24, 10 at 9:28pm

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• I would have thought compliments would work better but fuckin women

  Submitted by nmstew on Jul 23, 10 at 12:41pm

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  • That depends. Do you want to attract decent women with self-esteem & confidence who generally treat you like a wonderful addition to their lives, or are you happy to settle for the kind of woman with no identity or self-esteem who ultimately ends up turning you into her reason for existence and smothering you like kudzu? The latter would be the ones who'd fall for that shit.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Jul 23, 10 at 7:08pm

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• Haha sounds like something I'd tell my lil brother

  Submitted by starless85 on Mar 5, 11 at 7:27am

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• Dallassssss

  Submitted by MonkeySlap on Jul 23, 10 at 11:52am

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• Oh crap....this is my area code....dammit dfw

  Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 4:37am

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• I love the people who claim fake,.... Happens alot girls like guys who are assholes. Must be some troll living in moms basement next to the washer and dryer who claims fake.

  Submitted by fitbounce30 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:43pm

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• Yes!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 12:10pm

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• Hey sis...

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 23, 10 at 10:26pm

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• I agree with summer.

  Submitted by venomstick on Jul 23, 10 at 12:15pm

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• Why us so dificult to people enhance in a 3sum. My bf and I had over 2" or so. Huge good tomes. I lost count.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 10:31pm

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• i would promote that sister to assistant boss

  Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 23, 10 at 2:51pm

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• haha...first

  Submitted by LSUFratdaddy on Jul 23, 10 at 11:05am

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  • GET THE FUCK OUT

    Submitted by generic_name on Jul 23, 10 at 6:08pm

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• your sister is a pimpin ass whore

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 23, 10 at 8:32pm

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• Oh how I miss you DFW

  Submitted by udown on Jul 23, 10 at 11:41am

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• DFW FTW.

  Submitted by prophetchuck on Jul 24, 10 at 10:26am

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• Can I date your sister

  Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 24, 10 at 10:41am

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• See, now why can't I have a cool sister like that?

  Submitted by danburton on Jul 23, 10 at 11:48am

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• Awesomeness. Love me some DFDub!

  Submitted by yamama on Jul 24, 10 at 12:43am

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• Yeah, how exactly does that conversation go? "oh that's looks horrible, you look so fat.....but we can totally have sex later."

  Submitted by cloudskip on Jul 23, 10 at 7:12pm

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• Hopefully he wins that one

  Submitted by rangrjmc on Jul 23, 10 at 11:08am

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• SO Fake. Posted by a munt and his made up sister.

  Submitted by smartypanties on Jul 23, 10 at 2:03pm

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• 20*

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 10:31pm

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• id just walk out....thats a terrible method. funny, but terrible.

  Submitted by freefallin4eva on Dec 27, 11 at 9:39pm

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