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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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Now that's true love, unconditional and rare. If you were smart, you'd hang on to that one, Jesus or no.

Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:54pm

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Jesus wrote the Rule Book.

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 26, 10 at 4:07pm

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Jesus was a real man...

Submitted by jayybear on Jul 26, 10 at 2:51pm

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That's right. Cos firsty sucks nuts

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 5:46am

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Ahh the ol' forgiving girlfriend. Classic.

Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 26, 10 at 2:13pm

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I think what he means is that he's done a lot of bad things and this girl knows about them, yet, she still loves him, similar to the idea behind Jesus.

Submitted by Captain_Obvious on Jul 26, 10 at 2:35pm

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Than shes probably to good for u

Submitted by umderdose on Jul 28, 10 at 10:13am

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Forgiveness is for forgiving biznatches

Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 26, 10 at 4:03pm

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You go girl!

Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:41pm

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Notice how firsty wasn't included?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 5:45am

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Jesus is my one and only man... ;)

Submitted by TheSluttyNun on Jul 26, 10 at 2:09pm

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Wow three anonymous douches in a row having a threesome. Kinda difficult with those finger sized limpdicks. None if you are funny. You have to glom onto whoever is popular at the moment. Go sit in heavy traffic. Your lives are saddddddd. Go firsty thirsty pretzely goodness. Hate but you can't erase loloollolololo

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 3:17pm

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JeSuS jOkEs...I lAuGhEd ToO. wE'rE aLl GoInG tO hELL;)

Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 26, 10 at 4:51pm

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...except jesus doesn't love you.

Submitted by guitarmageddon on Jul 26, 10 at 2:15pm

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Thanks to Captain Obvious, IQuoteSeinfeld, AhClassic, and TheRuleBook for finally delvering some funny regulars here. Finally.

Submitted by amonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 12:43am

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Definitly

Submitted by ninjaman181 on Jul 27, 10 at 12:27am

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:)

Submitted by CaptHowdy825 on May 4, 11 at 11:23am

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Ohh Tampa

Submitted by lovelylady08 on Jul 27, 10 at 4:30pm

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Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 26, 10 at 2:13pm

Submitted by Captain_Obvious on Jul 26, 10 at 2:35pm

Submitted by umderdose on Jul 28, 10 at 10:13am

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