Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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