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My own penis. Beat that. Please? I'll buy you dinner first

Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 2, 10 at 11:49pm

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Try ex girlfriends mom ha

Submitted by laxsta33 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:57pm

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twin brothers :)

Submitted by summerlovin on Apr 3, 10 at 9:37am

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I wonder how many people like their own comments. I know I do.

Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 2, 10 at 10:57pm

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- I only do when I post it late and I want more people to see it. If I get one of the first few posts, I don't bother.
  
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this site has been complete shit the past few days

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 2, 10 at 10:19pm

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- Oddly, that's the same thing you've been saying for months now.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 10:34pm
  
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- i'm sorry to hear that your happiness is contingent on the quality of TFLN
  
  Submitted by shutup on Apr 2, 10 at 11:30pm
  
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Yea well big ol titys ha!

Submitted by minihoodehoo on Apr 2, 10 at 11:40pm

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Brother's best friend FTW

Submitted by tinml3648 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:32pm

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Friend and her little sister in the same day...

Submitted by detroitechno on Apr 3, 10 at 9:31pm

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dicks

Submitted by blahalb on Apr 2, 10 at 10:43pm

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I knew a girl that did two brothers and their dad. Then when she found out she was preggers she had a hard time figuring out daddy, grandpa, uncle.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 12:20pm

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Who doesn't get with there best friends brothers!!!!?!

Submitted by htvallee on Apr 2, 10 at 10:29pm

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- *THEIR
  
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why does snoopdogg carry a umbrella?????????????????????\nFODRIZZLEEEEEEEEEEEE YESSIR!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by hallo on Apr 3, 10 at 5:32am

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Best friends TWIN brother... Ha

Submitted by taybaybay1 on Apr 3, 10 at 1:15am

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Not one but two little sisters and one friends girlfriends (same guy, two different girlfriends). Beat that! me and my friend are still cool.

Submitted by brownc2637 on Apr 3, 10 at 10:36pm

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- No joke, buddy did that.
  
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Girlfriends ex stepmom. Beat that.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 12:08pm

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4 of my sisters friends, beat that.

Submitted by SouthernBreed21 on Apr 3, 10 at 12:13pm

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Sounds like Ho-Lympics. Nebraska's in the lead, let's see who answers.

Submitted by Dex43 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:06am

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I once rang a blokes door bell and rang like Sebastian Coe. beat that

Submitted by Premeau on Apr 3, 10 at 7:54am

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Ex girlfiends little sister

Submitted by anon_y_mas on Apr 3, 10 at 3:59pm

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Ex boyfriend's MILF ;) yea I'm a girl

Submitted by AnDo35 on Apr 6, 10 at 12:41am

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Been there. Dating that.

Submitted by Slogan on Apr 2, 10 at 11:40pm

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- saammmeee; been there, done that MAANNYY times. ;)
  
  Submitted by yellowlove on Apr 6, 10 at 1:58am
  
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Brother's best friend beats that easily. But I think anyone's little sister wins automatically

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 5:30pm

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Did u blow him or he blow u? And for me, many of best friends and one best friends friend and their brother, omg three guyz and me, what a night! Beat that! In the great wordz of LMAFO "I am not a whore, but I like to do it" Great Awesome YaY!

Submitted by KELLIS on Apr 3, 10 at 9:32am

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ex-boyfriend's brother

Submitted by FlirtAlert on Apr 3, 10 at 4:28pm

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Gf aunt!

Submitted by chillin21 on Apr 3, 10 at 12:04pm

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brother's best friend. what now?

Submitted by luuuuuucylu on Apr 3, 10 at 3:44am

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All three of my best friend's brothers.\nBeat THAT.

Submitted by edare9439 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:30pm

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Dude, my beat friend boned my brother. Worst thing you can do to your best friend, just saying. Oh, especially if you deny it for over a year.

Submitted by BUHttress on Apr 3, 10 at 1:03am

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Best friends brother and the members in his band

Submitted by ggores on Jun 28, 10 at 2:03am

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ex-boyfriend (of 3 months) best friend...whom he confides in about everything regarding us beat that

Submitted by care44 on Apr 5, 10 at 6:31pm

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- Same, but I dated a guy, then dated his best friend for two and half years, and am now back with the first guy. They're still best friends and everyone gets along.
  
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Tied that ;) I feel you

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 11:11pm

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lmao

Submitted by BroKing on Apr 2, 10 at 10:17pm

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ex girlfriend's roommate! Beat THAT!

Submitted by dexter39 on Apr 4, 10 at 2:31am

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Yeah seriously, how do these lame texts get on here? All the awesome ones I submit never get posted! WTF?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 11:04am

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Been there done that... A couple times

Submitted by heatheretttte on Apr 3, 10 at 2:27pm

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I've been with my \nBest friends brother,\nsame best friend's best friend,\nand now the best friend,\nWho is also my other best friend's ex boyfriend..\nHe surprisingly doesn't mind.

Submitted by Daylee95 on Nov 22, 10 at 3:25pm

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I don't get it. What's happening to his best friends brother?

Submitted by meisthecutie on Apr 3, 10 at 1:07am

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Um stepbrother! Beat that!

Submitted by amorous on Apr 3, 10 at 1:45am

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Nothing new there

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 3, 10 at 9:57am

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Bestfriend!!! Ha ;p

Submitted by iamhungry123 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:10am

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Hot wheels. But anyway, lame ass text.

Submitted by [][][] on Apr 2, 10 at 10:21pm

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Cuuute!

Submitted by monie on Apr 3, 10 at 3:12am

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On her bed. Beat that.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 1:11am

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Not sure which is best:\n\nGirlfriend's little sister?\n\nFiance's best friend from childhood?\n\nAnother fiance's TWO best friends?\n\nFraternity brother's wife?\n\nWife's THREE best friends?\n\nTough call...

Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:49pm

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whore

Submitted by MountainPeake on Apr 3, 10 at 2:18am

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Lame

Submitted by TonyMontana on Apr 2, 10 at 10:17pm

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I'm an 11th grader dating an 8th grader. My younger brother is in my girlfriend's grade, and they hate each other immensly. It can be pretty awkward around here...

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:11am

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Younger sister and older sister. I'm still with her though. Family get togethers are a bit awkward.:(

Submitted by Arnold on Apr 4, 10 at 12:06am

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How about brothers best friend?

Submitted by harimad on Nov 3, 11 at 9:59pm

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This a contest to you? Think about your " best friend "

Submitted by snowbernard on Apr 3, 10 at 2:30am

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i effed my bisexual ex boyfriend's ex boyfriend.

Submitted by blinkgirl23 on Apr 5, 10 at 10:59pm

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Best friend's brother and dad. Beat THAT. Nah, just kidding. But hundreds of other people have done it. What did you think you would win?

Submitted by Garner on Apr 3, 10 at 5:45am

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Affair with married/expecting high school history teacher.... Haha BEAT THAT!

Submitted by ErikaJo on Apr 3, 10 at 1:17am

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ex girlfriends older brother =]

Submitted by ohdshizzles on Apr 8, 10 at 3:19am

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Best friends sexii sister

Submitted by TuRomeoSoy on Apr 7, 10 at 1:32am

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My ex's two brothers and a new guy and his cousin. A few times seperately behind the new guys back and once together.

Submitted by monstrosity89 on Apr 3, 10 at 11:04pm

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How is this even remotely funny?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 10:28pm

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Boyfriends 2 best friends

Submitted by xxcourtnayxx on Apr 6, 10 at 4:16pm

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Best friends sister and gf!!! That's was my night

Submitted by Wrath on Apr 3, 10 at 6:22am

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haha done this twice now

Submitted by UMparty on Apr 3, 10 at 8:03pm

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Boyfriends brother.

Submitted by prtytime on Apr 3, 10 at 12:11pm

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eiffel towered best friend's girlfriend. then nailed his wife a year later.

Submitted by incubus on Apr 4, 10 at 11:11pm

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Ex boyfriends brother, beat that!

Submitted by henai on Apr 3, 10 at 8:54pm

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How does this s#%t get on TFLN?

Submitted by CAAF on Apr 3, 10 at 10:43am

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My grandmother. Beat you.

Submitted by llamaspiker on Apr 3, 10 at 11:26pm

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Best friend's sister. \nXD(:

Submitted by Miss06 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:13pm

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oooooo me too and he is 5 years younger. gotta keep that one under my hat

Submitted by JuJuBee33 on Apr 3, 10 at 1:23am

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best friend.. or is that not as bad?

Submitted by Penguinsssss on Apr 3, 10 at 1:20am

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I've been with my Best friends brother, the same best friend's best friend, and now the best friend, who is also my other best friend's ex boyfriend.. He surprisingly doesn't mind.

Submitted by Daylee95 on Nov 22, 10 at 3:27pm

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Best friends mom.

Submitted by psydog on Apr 3, 10 at 10:34am

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Ex's brother

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 11:57pm

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Ex's sisters ex gf :)

Submitted by rich_nasty on Mar 13, 12 at 7:49pm

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Whore!!!

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Apr 5, 10 at 5:46pm

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Ex-wifes sister... just sayin

Submitted by doubledurka on Apr 3, 10 at 10:27am

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Best friend when he was separated from his wife.

Submitted by grumpybarry on Apr 3, 10 at 6:01pm

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Best friend's older sister ;)

Submitted by Ecstacy on Apr 3, 10 at 12:33am

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Noone givezushit.

Submitted by boomersoon on Apr 3, 10 at 12:58am

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DAD's best friend

Submitted by WildFeathers on Apr 6, 10 at 4:27pm

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Best friend's son

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Hotwheels

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Im even with you. but my issue was I was 15, he was 22.

Submitted by JadeNikole on Apr 2, 10 at 11:19pm

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- why dont you have a seat over there
  
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  - i know what you feel...in the same boat.
    
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