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  • It says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

    Submitted by TheWingMan on Jun 6, 10 at 5:20pm
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  • Find the nearest exit, and have a bathroom break!

    Submitted by justherself on Jun 6, 10 at 4:05pm
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  • What?! Don't leave yet, get free food

    Submitted by l0lwut on Jun 6, 10 at 4:19pm
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  • He is one of those guys you will see in the media and think to yourself, "If I just didn't turn into my mother." As you are still drinking with your high school friends ten years from now.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 6, 10 at 5:17pm
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  • #3 = diarrhea, right? The old "my poops are loose, I've gotta run" excuse. Classic.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 7, 10 at 2:35am
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  • lol, sorry but he doesn't mean it, this is his escape plan, if you don't wanna dump a girl cus u feel bad, but wanna get away from her tuxedo shirts and taking things too fast is a sure fire way to get out of the relationship without being the bad guy

    Submitted by tkelly647 on Jun 6, 10 at 7:37pm
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  • You need to use Fake Conversation iPhone app for this date. It gives you scripts for excuses to leave date.

    Submitted by birdman1401 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:14pm
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  • @TheWingMan - so, that makes the tuxedo tshirt the "Mullet of textiles!"

    Submitted by kbstone on Jun 7, 10 at 5:17am
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  • No, I think #3 is tying extra tablecloths together and climbing out the window. You're talking about #14.

    Submitted by Garner on Jun 6, 10 at 4:23pm
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  • FUCKING HIPSTERS

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 7, 10 at 7:34am
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  • What do you mean? Seems like he's a real winner. Probably going places too. :P

    Submitted by soup84 on Jun 6, 10 at 4:18pm
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  • @TheWingMan Talledega Nights FTW!!!

    Submitted by MrWonderland on Jun 6, 10 at 7:36pm
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  • What is escape plan #3?

    Submitted by dunumber1 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:03pm
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