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  You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time

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• You had a threesome that only got to second base? Fail.

  Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 11, 10 at 1:13pm

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• 17 17=34 it's legal.

  Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:11pm

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• And if this had been a girl jerking two guys, all of these comments would be "slut" instead of "I wish I could high five this dude" or "why didn't you go further??" Seriously, if you're going to condemn peoples' choices, let's be fair about it.

  Submitted by Topanga053 on Jun 11, 10 at 5:48pm

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  • legitttt

    Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:43pm

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  • To be fair, if a girl posted a text about jerking off two guys at once, my comment would most likely be asking her why she didn't go further.

    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 12, 10 at 12:16am

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  • Everyone has their own opinion but I'm female and personally I think if it had been "you act like this is the first time i given two 17 year olds head at the same time" i would have laughed..

    Submitted by cherrybabe on Jun 12, 10 at 2:43am

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• Pedo Bear seal of approval.

  Submitted by heyychitown on Jun 11, 10 at 2:08pm

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• Hmmm, should we start with the LT jokes or the Chris Hansen jokes...

  Submitted by Phys on Jun 11, 10 at 1:07pm

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• Oh sorry. Forgot you had that same exact dream before

  Submitted by sh1thead on Jun 11, 10 at 2:03pm

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• wow someone give this douch a gold star. Big achivement getting to second base with 17 year olds.

  Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 11, 10 at 1:40pm

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• Who says this text isn't a girl?

  Submitted by karmaslave on Jun 11, 10 at 6:28pm

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• 1st is making out, 2nd is boobies, and 3rd is finger. duh.

  Submitted by punksnotdead on Jun 11, 10 at 3:46pm

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  • no...1st is kissing, 2nd is hand action, and 3rd is going down. Duh

    Submitted by blahblahb on Jun 11, 10 at 4:31pm

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• So fingering is now 2nd base? What's 1st and 3rd?

  Submitted by blancolex300 on Jun 11, 10 at 2:33pm

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  • in my world\n1. i hate to use this term but "french" kissing\n2.above the belt (feeling a girl up)\n3.below the belt (handjob,fingering,eating out, blow job)\nbut i guess these people do it differently

    Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:45pm

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    • The way I always knew it was 1st-Making out 2nd-Hand on genital contact 3rd-Mouth on genital contact Home-genital on genital contact

      Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 11, 10 at 11:34pm

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      • thought it was french, feel, finger, fuck. oh well.

        Submitted by suppcutie on Jun 12, 10 at 11:30am

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• wait...no, i know where his fingers have been. disregard that...

  Submitted by csramirez on Jun 11, 10 at 2:59pm

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• Ok to satisfy tapanga, this person "he/she is a man whore/slut! Ok now that that is outta the way! Gimmie the numbers of those chicks and I'll show them a good time.

  Submitted by arcangelo02 on Jun 11, 10 at 6:48pm

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• Heyyy how do you know the OP isn't like a 15 year old. Jus sayin...

  Submitted by geordan on Jun 11, 10 at 7:31pm

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• RuralNinja...it's third base.

  Submitted by sierralh on Jun 11, 10 at 8:36pm

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• Pics. Now.

  Submitted by Supergenius on Jun 11, 10 at 1:12pm

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• Gross. Pedoooo.

  Submitted by drippy_eye on Jun 12, 10 at 4:37am

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• Ur brothers don't count!!

  Submitted by sumyungguy on Jun 11, 10 at 2:56pm

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• Haha ya...what if this text is from Justin mothafuckin Bieber.. Then it wouldn't be pedofile like

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 10 at 6:55pm

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• Sweet, glad you got it.

  Submitted by Michguy on Jun 11, 10 at 5:06pm

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• You stay classy DFW.

  Submitted by weathercon on Jun 3, 11 at 8:05pm

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• Matt, is this you?

  Submitted by effie on Jun 15, 10 at 6:59pm

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• You and two other teenaged boys!

  Submitted by CeeCee64 on Jun 11, 10 at 6:13pm

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• 17 will get ya 30

  Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Jun 12, 10 at 6:30am

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  • hey but UCMJ says 16's ok

    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jun 12, 10 at 1:19pm

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• creep

  Submitted by siaaaxox on Jun 13, 10 at 11:59pm

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• Story of my life

  Submitted by BonerSoup on Jun 11, 10 at 1:07pm

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• Depending on the state, 17 could be legal - 16 is the age of consent in MD and probably many other states

  Submitted by jnomcb on Jun 13, 10 at 10:34pm

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• He took Matthew mcconaugheys role in dazed and confused very literally!!! SUCCESS

  Submitted by coastalblue on Jun 11, 10 at 6:26pm

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• Fake

  Submitted by M3GATR0N on Jun 14, 10 at 12:07am

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• Your sisters dont count perv

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 11, 10 at 10:38pm

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• I wish I could high five this dude.

  Submitted by csramirez on Jun 11, 10 at 2:58pm

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• 17?! That's Fucked Up.

  Submitted by B3CKY93 on May 13, 12 at 12:48pm

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• Ryno24.. Nice logic!! LOL

  Submitted by _MiRRRanda_ on Jun 11, 10 at 1:37pm

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• Then whats 4th base/home?

  Submitted by jollygymsocks on Jun 11, 10 at 8:35pm

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• f1rst!!!1!1!1

  Submitted by cgarcia164 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:07pm

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• I'm 18 and a girl and can state that older men do it better.

  Submitted by IDCCR7 on Jul 4, 11 at 3:10pm

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• Dude, hands are one thing, but why didn't they use their hands on you?

  Submitted by Dark_Bishop on Jun 11, 10 at 1:19pm

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