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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.

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(734): View more from Michigan

y did u give ur computer a hand job?

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(626): View more from California

you didnt know i had herpes?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"

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(914): View more from New York

i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

just left the emergency room. condom extraction.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.

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