Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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