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  so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.

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• I had no idea LOLcats trolls were gettin any. What a day.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:27pm

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• Well, look at it this way, he may be a loser, but at least you got eaten out!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:22pm

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• dude deserves an award and an epic pat on the back.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:48pm

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• he isnt a loser. he is god.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:25pm

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• should have been "I can haz furburger'?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:54pm

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• Damn! The urge will appear now... Well, guy obiously has sense of humour, and is able to relax during sex. It's like "Is he open about sex" test - and the answer is at least 8/10 As for you, miss - should've showered before sex. It may not be nice to hear something like that. It SURE isn't nice to feast upon well... a cheesburger. yet again - EPIC win for the chap.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:24am

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• maybe it's because it didn't happen to me, but I find that hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:37pm

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• Bad night. BAAAAAAAAAD NIGHT.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:21pm

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• I wish to shake this man's paw.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:14pm

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• well 8:11 im sure you're also a person to preach about rightful sex being between only a man and a woman, and only through holy matrimony. get off this site if you dont want to read about sex, in any form.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:59am

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• Shut the fuck up 8:11 you filthy fucking cunt. Anyway, this is funny as hell.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:19pm

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• should have peed in his face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:13pm

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• cover up, 8:11, your ignorance is showing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:32pm

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• too bad there wasnt a picture taken so he could put it on failblog

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:56pm

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• so fuckin creepy. instant turn off

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:33pm

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• Its caturday already shit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:45am

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• That's seriously disturbing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:35pm

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• The opposite of a loser. This person should be revered. lolcat is one of the funniest sites. Props to him for saying that in the middle of the eating out session!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:47pm

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• WORSE. NIGHT. EVAR. And 4:54 - win!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:02pm

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• Someone did that to me as well...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:32pm

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• Epic win. People aren't silly enough in bed and it's their loss.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:11am

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• that shit is brilliant

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:42pm

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• Lolololololololol wait.... wait for it.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA win!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:47pm

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• Best.... Lol..... EVAR

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:45pm

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• you can shake my dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:18pm

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• Hes probably cheating on you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:47am

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• LMFAO BEST THING EVER

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:47pm

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• That's when you fart in his face and say "how's that for cheezburger asshole?"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:15pm

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• This one made me laugh until I couldn't breath!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:15pm

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• I know who fuckin posted this!!!!! Shoulda known I am an avid tfln-er.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:53pm

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• NEDM

  Submitted by Kharnifex999 on Feb 9, 11 at 1:42am

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• Wow...who hasn't this happened to? Seriously.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:31am

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• Yeah. Just a little weird.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:41am

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• 409 anyone under 11 probably has NO clue what they mean by eating out soooo yea

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:16pm

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• Yeah, I would have said no and kicked him out. I like LOLcats, but that's just creepy!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:25pm

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• I smell a troll...*sniff sniff* yep, 8:11. Troll confirmed.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:05am

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• I would love it if my boyfriend did that XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:22pm

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• McPussy bitch... look it up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:03pm

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• OMG! This sounds so much like my ex. I can't recall if he did exactly that or not, but trust, he would've.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:01am

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• I want this guy for myself

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:41pm

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• haha i know a guy that would probably do that....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:00pm

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• OH MY GOD! \nI just about peed myself my laughed so hard. \nI love lolcats

  Submitted by keyrewabellatrix on Nov 29, 10 at 2:49am

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• OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i would have started crying

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:22pm

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• That happened to me before too. Totally kills the mood.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:49pm

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• I'm still freaking laughing!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:36pm

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• how the fuck do you respond to that?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:24pm

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• yuck you people are crazy. lolcats is obviously funny but.. there's a time and place and.. that is fucking scary

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:48pm

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• Jesus, we're all doomed with this bullshit. Fuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:55am

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• LOLCATS!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 3:24pm

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• i guess your vagina tastes like a juicy cheeseburger!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:53pm

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• Good 4 him bad 4 you

  Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 3:30am

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• i don't think i can ever look at LOLcats the same way again.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:20pm

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• I'd have been turned off, but only because laughing your arse off and having sex simultaneously doesn't work.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:25pm

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• ica hascheeseburger is a website.... jusss sayin'

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:28am

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• uh oh sounds like something my boyfriend would hahahah thats awesome I would have been laughing to hard to let him finish

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:08pm

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• If my bf said that while going down on me I would kick him in the jaw.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:48pm

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• That is really creepy... Something my ex would say, hmmph

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:47am

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Is he single? ;)

  Submitted by courtchronic on Feb 28, 12 at 1:09pm

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• I wouldve gotten up slowly, picked up my clothes, and slowly backed out of the room..

  Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:45pm

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• Some guys need to chill with the meme shit... seriously , we don't live in a fantasy world. Self absorbed nerds willing to shack up 'points' with their friends.... dudes need to get a life!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:09pm

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• 3:48...Would you kick him in the jaw while he was going down on you? I feel like that would end badly for all involved.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:13pm

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• Well I'll be damned, I actually know that guy.

  Submitted by TBAN on Jan 7, 11 at 10:18pm

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• happend 2 me when my boyfriend was eating me out but i came in his mouth mid sentence ..........=}

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 2:01pm

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• I'm LOLing @ this for about a minute by now

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:10pm

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• the worst part about this is i know exactly how he said it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:58am

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• my boyfriend says that stuff all the time......oh shit....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:58pm

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• he isn't a loser he's a fucking genious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:44pm

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• awwwww, 8:11 just tried to bring wisdom via "y'all"; you get props for trying to evolve and not being a generic super nut, but you pulled the "I'm not preaching" thing right before you preached so never mind, but at least you're trying. 8:03 fuck yeah! And I really wish pussy did taste like cheeseburger and I really want to pull that shit on someone.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:40pm

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• Im so rired of those fucking cat jokes. It was funny 3 years ago for about a month, they'refucking retarded.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:35am

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• That is awesome!! amazing trooper of a man!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:12pm

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• HAHAHAHA sooo funny and awkward!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:05am

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• i am so fucking glad this is from my area code hahahaha, awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:50pm

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• Plz tell me he didn't eat u out in mcdonalds

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:00am

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• Sounds like Justin Stetzer

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:35pm

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• I don't get it. What does that mean?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:26am

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• I had LOLcats open while I was reading this hahaha wow. I would have been a little weirded out though... 8:11 you scare me more than any person quoting LOLcats to my pussy ever could, you god fearing, ignorant son or daughter of your cousin/sister/aunt/mother.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:18pm

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• i can haz u get tha fuhk off me plz?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:08am

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• I can haz fish taco?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:59pm

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• How to lose a girl in 30 seconds: GO

  Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:12am

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• What about it? Can he haz?

  Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 2, 11 at 7:05am

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• I LOVE THAT WEBSITE hahahahahaha my boyfriend showed me that shittt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:21pm

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• Google lolcat and u will understand

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:41pm

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• You're rules one and two... homie.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:14am

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• Rules one and two homie.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:26am

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• *jaw drop* ... Oh my god... I would DIE.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:11pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:49am

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• This isn't funny at all. It's creepy and childish. I can't see anyone over the age of 11 actually laughing at this. Wow

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:09pm

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• That's really fucking funny. Kudos to your man!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:02am

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• what is he?? 9?? what a fucking cuntrag.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:26am

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• What the fuck is wrong with you people. Sex ought to be a private thing and should be kept in the bedroom. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. I'm not gonna preach about abstinence and all that shit, but seriously. Anyways make sure y'all use ALL forms of protection, and never get an abortion.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:11pm

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  • Ah anonymity, How it grants everyone a voice they can use to suck fun from every corner of the web. Enjoy telling people how to live their lives, I'm sure they'll enjoy ignoring you. Have a wonderful day!

    Submitted by TBAN on Jan 7, 11 at 11:35pm

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