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  You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.

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• This happened to one of my friends once...only she wasn't drunk and it was a burrito

  Submitted by Alliecat on Jan 14, 10 at 12:20am

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• Why the fuck can't people just laugh at something and not say stupid shit. Lighten up people. You know if one of your friends did this you would piss your pants, I know I would.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:59pm

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• 9:48 you still alive? Don't do it!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:41am

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• I don't even need to be trashed to cry over the loss of a fruit rollup. Man down! Man down!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:57pm

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• INTERNET BADASSES

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:04am

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• Favorited. Lmao :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:55pm

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• R.I.P. Fruit rollup we all loved you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:11am

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• I was taking a shit when I read this. Haven't pooped that fast in my life.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:16pm

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• Literally have done that before. No shame, fruit roll ups are the shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:58am

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• 12:29 win. 

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:14am

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• I dropped my fruit rollup one night... my life has never been the same. I still wonder of the rollup that could have been.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:59pm

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• This app is dying. Nobody posted anything new since yesterday.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:21am

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• Ice cream is the worst when it falls. There is no 10 second rule with ice cream.

  Submitted by Red on Jan 14, 10 at 6:42am

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• Hahaha favoritedd

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:32am

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• I'm proud to be a 972 and don't kill itself just get therapy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:24pm

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• Me too lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:53pm

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• Fruit rollups are the gayest and tastiest snack ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:15pm

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• Lulz

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:14pm

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• i'm there right now!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:52pm

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• Gotta love Dallas drunks!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:18am

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• exactly 7:48!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:20am

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• Do you fucking kids know how to drink and not cry?!? PATHETIC!

  Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 13, 10 at 8:02pm

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• 9:48. ur a pussy. be more outgoing and make some friends. also smoke some tree

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:27pm

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• Good work today, Wesley, sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:27am

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• Oh my geezus! Don't say that! Buddy don't kill urself. U would never be able to laugh at all the funny tfln txts like this one ^.^

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:00pm

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• Sucks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:44pm

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• Lol. That's funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:35pm

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• Hahahahah represent DFW! So funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:49pm

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• 9.48 go to bed and don't think about it. If you still feel that way when you wake up, you can always kill yourself tomorrow.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:23am

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• Haha wasted much

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:16am

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• Ku

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:21am

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• Lmao what's up Dallas

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:58pm

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• first

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:26pm

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• Lmao I would do this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:36pm

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• once I dropped a fruit roll up. lost it in my vagina ........ :) never found it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:06pm

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• Jan 13 @ 8:28 I love you for saying shenanigans. And I also love fruit roll ups.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:47am

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• Fuck you dude this is hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:45pm

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• Sounds like something I would probably do. Hahah.

  Submitted by virginiagrace on May 14, 10 at 4:30am

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• HAHAHA LIZ!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:52pm

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• What's up DF-DUB. This is hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 1:27am

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• 9.48 go to bed and don't think about it. If you feel the same way when you wake up, You can always kill yourself tomorrow.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:21am

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• ive honestly never seen someone so wasted that they cryed about something like dropping food or their bellybutton being cute... maybe im just missing something, but i think the crying while intoxicated texts are fake. or the person that originally sent it is just fucking w the person he sent it to? idk, but i call shenanigans

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:28pm

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• 9:48, can I have your stuff?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:01am

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• Hurry up 9:48.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:21pm

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• Hahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:38pm

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• Cmon. Who hasn't been there.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:30pm

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• Aww poor fruit rollup

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:14pm

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• What up BABB

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:07pm

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• 9:48 has no friends

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:44pm

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• I'm reading this in the shitter right now

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:46pm

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• Lol I would so do that

  Submitted by luvdaclarinet on Jul 2, 10 at 11:59pm

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• Lmfao :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:13am

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• I want to be your bestfriend! I have done this a billion times!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:27pm

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• Nicce

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:17pm

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• This could quite possibly have been me haha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:59pm

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• 9:48 might be dead already. He/She said 5 min hours ago. Keep them fingers crossed

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:12am

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• Hellooooo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:24am

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• Hahahahs

  Submitted by kaleyw18 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:18pm

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• It's okay I have done this many times before, when you lose food when you're drunk/high it is very upsetting., don't let anyone make you feel silly.

  Submitted by hehe on Jan 14, 10 at 2:30pm

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• If they the person was truly trashed they would of just ate it off the ground

  Submitted by eazydoesit711 on Jan 13, 10 at 11:08pm

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• Hahahahaha! Love it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:15pm

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• Won't post my comments

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:23am

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• I care please don't do it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:43pm

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• Jan 13 @ 828 i once cried for two hours because I lost my phone at a party until someone found it in the bathroom so I believe them. But I don't remember any of it :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:33am

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• HahHHaha absolutely hysterical!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:27pm

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• R.i.P Fruit Rollup.. You were loved by many :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:13pm

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• Text YELE to 501501 and donate 5 dollars off your next phone bill to recovery efforts for Haiti. Oh, and fuck this text. She's a whore.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:23pm

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• Called my sister a lonely loser who fails at life and needs an ab lounge, all over the last fruit rollup.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:19am

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• You got to love Texas;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:02pm

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• lame. why the fuck do half of these drunk texts involve people crying? THIS is the real reason why the rest of the world mocks/hates us!

  Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 13, 10 at 7:43pm

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• You don't have to be trashed to cry about dropping a fruit rollup!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:48am

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• don't kill yourself

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:09pm

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• why would you be trashed to cry for a loving fruit roll up I cry when I drop them too!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:55am

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• Losing a beloved burrito or a favorite roll-up is no reason to end it all. It's a permanent solution to a temporary food crisis.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:29am

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• @9:48 Really nobody cares! :]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:52pm

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• Been there, done that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:46pm

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• Hahahaha that just makes me laugh :]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:03pm

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• Classic. :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:11pm

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• 9:48 please don't do it! I care! :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:55pm

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• Who comes on tfln to complain? Seriously! Way to kill the funni- ness with your suicidal negativity....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:09am

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• Hahahha I love you Liz

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:31pm

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• Get it Dallas

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:32pm

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• You go 9:57

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:11pm

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