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(206): View more from Washington

Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?

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(310): View more from California

While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.

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(540): View more from Virginia

For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.

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(616): View more from Michigan

when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.

(248): View more from Michigan

who is this?

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(516): View more from New York

I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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