Just because he smokes weed he can't be a good dog owner? He obviously cares about it otherwise he wouldn't have bothered calling the vet. Way to get overly crazy about a text.
Been there. Had to run my 6 month old puppy to the emergency vet after he ate a quarter ounce. He could hardly walk and kept howling at everything. They gave him a charcoal solution to bind it and then something to make him vomit and kept him overnight for observation. I have never been so scared.
Too bad you're a dumb fuck for calling your vet. Even your dog agrees with me. You fucking idiot. Did you think you were going to get it back? Go away.
fyi...after rat poisoning a dog should really have some major doses of vitamin K so he doesn't bleed to death internally...just saying. And make sure you're giving the right dose of hydrogen peroxide. And that ends the vet advice.
You would be surprised how often this happens.
I had a friend with a pomeranian, tiny fucking dog, that somehow scaled her 5 foot dresser to eat a baggie.
The moral of this story is that animals love nature, too.
9:52(2) How is reading a book going to help with a Cheech and Chong reference?!?! Maybe go watch a movie, but last time I checked the library there was no Cheech and Chong novels floating around.
my dog ate weed too! he tried so hard not to pee in the house, then he was shaking and couldn't stand up straight. then he threw up. It was scary, but I ended up taking him to the emergency vet at 11PM. They were NONjudmental and called my dog a huge stoner, gave him some fluids and let me be on my way (170 dollars later).
301, or MD does not have the fifth highest crime rate in the US. I don't know where you get your info from but that's just wrong. By state, MD ranks 8th in 2007(from the UCR, which is run by the FBI) and has seen a decline over the past 7 years by an avg of 3.2%. Check your facks buddy
hey 2:12, you don't know that the caller is from moco. it could be nearly anywhere in md, other than the eastern shoreline. way to be an idiot. also you didn't use the word fack. it's not fuck, it's fack, you stupid cunt
Ive got two words for you: PG County.
Now that's a fucking ghetto and it is 301.
You're all just a bunch of fucking posers that don't know shit. I surely don't know everything, but at least I fucking admit it.
10:17 - important note, that's by population but not population density. alaska ranks high too because of this. i'm sure the facks thing was a joke though - 10:21 is an idiot
My little dog ate a bag once...she lost all control of her bodily functions..and just layed on my lap for 24 hours..peed on me a few times without any warning...it was sad. I let her pee on my because I felt guilty. And calling the vet was horrible because I was stoned..I asked them if I brought her in if they would arrest me! Dumb, I know. :D
My roommmate used to get his German Shepherd high. You didn't want to be too close to him at these times...he got REAL horny and would hump anything withing reach.
To avoid the awkwardness and extra vet fees, the best solution would have been to induce vomiting by forcing the dog to swallow hydrogen peroxide. I once was told to do it by a vet, bc my dog ate rat poison, it was a sunday and I was an hour and a half away from the nearest open vet clinic. It worked and the dog is still alive and perfectly fine.
I work at a vet and we get some ridiculous calls. People usually lie about pot at first...but we know! They're usually honest about the Rx meds which tend to be funnier. Dogs like birth control apparently btw... (my dog loves to get high, but eating is baaad)
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