Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
either way he was missing a nipple.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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