IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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In soviet Russia all your love saves YOU
Funny is a word invented by advertising executives to sell soft drinks.
Finally something hilarious :)
Thank you ladies and Gentlemen. Yes, the text was from a guy. And yes, I am the girl poser. Try getting this text at 4 in the morning. I was not a happy camper.
Do You wanna know how I got these Cigars?' -The Penguin
I have texted the exact same thing to someone. And they responded the same way. God, I hate my boyfriend.
5:23, this is not that sort of web site. Take that racist, elitist, classist shit elsewhere.
Best way to get over someone is to get under someone
8:17 that was fucking funny as hell. Hahahahahahaha
BURNINATED!!!
F ur Life hahahahahaah
Haha. This is a good tfln.
just dont get under the person ur trying to get over. just wont work :P -Supergirl :D ha
this text is funny and i will defend it
DENIED.
321: sounds like a virgin. Who just got dumped.
yaaay for honest jersey kids.
OP must be one ugly bitch. FIRST.
5:26-- WTF crawled up your ass?
Hella fucking depressing.
Joker! I'm tired of these games! WHERE IS HE?!?!?!? Batman
It's funny because everyone dies at the end.
Where from jersey are you?
Lmao this is funny :)
Hahaha this sounds vaguely familiar.
Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two
She's a whore. If she don't want it give it to some one who does. - deck
You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker
BBBUUUUUUURRRNNNNN !!!!!
I'm from Burlington County.
I think a guy wrote the first one.
Oh this is great! Slam that bitch down H A R D !!!
Hahaha that guy can b the bulldog from Van Wilder were the dogs ballz r huge then the guys jack him off and hus ballz r tiny
Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks
FAIL.....EPIC FAIL!!!!!
I have micropenis. And these pretzels are making me thirsty.
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