Texts From Last Night · Burns's Favorites

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(703): View more from Virginia

He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof

(206): View more from Washington

nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?

(808): View more from Hawaii

try again roofio

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