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  I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now

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• Hahahahaha, wonderfully true.. It happens

  Submitted by drr_b on Aug 10, 12 at 4:47pm

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• We're all gravity's bitch. F=G(M1)(M2)/r^2

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 10, 12 at 11:26pm

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• To quote something I read somewhere, you are not truely intoxicated until you are holding on the grass as to not float away.

  Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 11, 12 at 3:07am

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  • when I get the backflips in bed, I just throw my leg out...gotta put that anchor down.

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Aug 11, 12 at 9:31am

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    • Lol, I bite my pillows. Not sure how high me thinks that'll help but whatever.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 12, 12 at 12:42am

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      • I'm a pillow biter too, and so is my boyfriend.

        Submitted by DavidWnC on Aug 14, 12 at 10:52am

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• Happening to me right now. That's why I'm laying on my kitchen floor reading TFLN.

  Submitted by karenina on Aug 10, 12 at 8:58pm

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• There is NO gravity !! The earth just sucks !!

  Submitted by sumtimes on Aug 11, 12 at 2:25am

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