Last Night in Illinois (779)

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  Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?

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  I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.

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  The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting

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  she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.

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  I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.

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  Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod

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  I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates

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  I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day

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  Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?

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  Yes.

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  Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.

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  YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.

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  Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now

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  I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs

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  He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.

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  Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !

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  You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.

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  Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.

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  I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.

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