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  Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video

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• when someone says a girl is out of your league, I assume she bowls on a different night :P

  Submitted by puffandstuff on Feb 17, 12 at 4:14pm

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• you had me at fuckface

  Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 17, 12 at 3:32pm

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  • Word. I hereby nominate this for the lofty position of "best text ever".

    Submitted by venomlash on Feb 17, 12 at 6:08pm

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• A good wingman/ friend NEVER says a woman is out of his friends league or forbids stair skiing. Highlight video should be him bitch slapping your punk ass.

  Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 5:44pm

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• Amen

  Submitted by omgwat on Feb 17, 12 at 2:10pm

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• Love texts that start with "hey fuckface.."\n\nNice one!

  Submitted by northof49 on Feb 17, 12 at 9:45pm

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• holy intensity

  Submitted by RIMHfire on Feb 18, 12 at 2:05pm

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• Its cause he wants said gorl but is to much a bitch to go for it

  Submitted by Malicius on Feb 17, 12 at 8:50pm

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• What a Socrates! Btw it is true. For a fact..any girl is in your league on a right night.

  Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 18, 12 at 3:16am

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• This is when you double down, beat the shit out of this asshole as you call out the girls name.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 18, 12 at 1:10am

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